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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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scho63 09:35 PM 04-30-2021
AJR
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scho63 09:35 PM 04-30-2021
The Temptations
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scho63 09:36 PM 04-30-2021
Bob Marley and the Wailers
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Frazod 09:36 PM 04-30-2021
What's argumentative and stays out all night?

patteeu furniture!
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LiveSteam 09:36 PM 04-30-2021
Spiders from Mars
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GloryDayz 09:36 PM 04-30-2021
M-I-Z
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scho63 09:36 PM 04-30-2021
Amy Winehouse
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SuperBowl4 09:37 PM 04-30-2021
LIMP BIZKIT IS THE BEST RAP BAND EVER. MADE IN THE U.S.A.
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scho63 09:37 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Frazod:
What's argumentative and stays out all night?

patteeu furniture!
:-):-):-):-):-)

How long you waiting to drop that?
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LiveSteam 09:37 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
Amy Winehouse
Things that can not be unseen for 500 Alex
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scho63 09:38 PM 04-30-2021
Mumford and Son
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scho63 09:38 PM 04-30-2021
Traveling Wilburys
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scho63 09:39 PM 04-30-2021
Elvis Presley
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BigRedChief 09:39 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
Giant Tomahawk Steak, baked potato with extra butter and scallions, fresh broccoli rabe and creamed corn.

Glass of Chimney Rock 2016 Cabernet Sauvignon.

Tito's dirty Martini to start.

Grilled jumbo shrimp and scallops appetizer.

Assorted bread basket.

Chocolate mousse cheesecake with raspberry coulis.

Tuaca after dinner drink.
had this one a couple of weeks ago. Charing the outside sealed the juices in the meat.
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scho63 09:39 PM 04-30-2021
Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell.
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