Frankie 09:00 AM 09-25-2005
Or at least good for a chuckle. Here's something completely different (for this BB). This thread is dedicated to ONLY CLEAN JOKES. Please post any clean joke that you find funny or at least amusing. We will not call you "dorks." Not in this thread. Let's see what you've got,... and share them.
Don't worry about repeat jokes. Nobody has time to check all posts.
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Frankie 09:00 AM 09-25-2005
I'll start:
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Billy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Billy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Billy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Billy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Billy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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bishop_74 09:01 AM 09-25-2005
Simplex3 09:05 AM 09-25-2005
An Irish guy was driving down the road when suddenly a cop pulls him over. The Irishman quickly composes himself while the cop walks up beside the car.
Cop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Irishman: "No sir."
Cop: "Your wife fell out of your car three blocks back."
Irishman: "Oh thank God. I thought I'd gone deaf."
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milkman 09-25-2005, 09:07 AM
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Bob Dole 09:18 AM 09-25-2005
Originally Posted by Frankie :
Dork.
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the Talking Can 09:28 AM 09-25-2005
"..so I've got my finger up this chick's ass, and she says...."
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Frankie 09:30 AM 09-25-2005
Originally Posted by Bob Dole :
:-)
I knew someone would do this sooner or later. But the joke was still funny.
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gblowfish 09:32 AM 09-25-2005
So, what do you call the act?
"The Aristocrats."
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Frankie 09:33 AM 09-25-2005
This could be my ex-wife:
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
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Frankie 09:48 AM 09-25-2005
Originally Posted by gblowfish :
Huh? I didn't get it.
:-)
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Bob Dole 09:49 AM 09-25-2005
Originally Posted by Frankie ::-)
Bob Dole didn't see any point in postponing the inevitable.
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go bo 10:12 AM 09-25-2005
if i could just remember even some of the jokes i've heard, i would definitely share them with you...
i can't even remember all the thousands of lawyer jokes i've heard from other lawyers over the years...
jokes and names, always had trouble with the...
:-)
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go bo 10:13 AM 09-25-2005
how 'bout jokes that are only a little dirty?
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Frankie 10:30 AM 09-25-2005
Originally Posted by go bo ::-)
Policeman to the accident victim: Are you seriously hurt?
AV: How would I know? I'm not a lawyer!
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go bo 10:33 AM 09-25-2005
Originally Posted by Frankie :
i don't think i've ever heard that one before...
not bad...
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