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kozzman555 08:37 PM 04-11-2023
Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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scho63 10:13 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois:
Stuff hurts for no reason.
The reason it hurts is because we are old and falling apart! :-)
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scho63 10:21 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
Originally Posted by kozzman555:
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox. :-)
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scho63 10:23 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by Sofa King:


This thread reminds me of this. Always thought this was brilliant.
I really thought that was the CP Mods annual rules meeting. :-)
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kozzman555 10:24 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox. :-)
Maybe run towards them. See if I can't boof some coke off of Bugeaters butt plug
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scho63 10:24 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
I'm only on two Med's but may have to add something. 99% sure I have a bleeding ulcer
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

There are medical issues you can delay but THIS AIN'T ONE! :-)

Get checked out ASAP.
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Bugeater 10:25 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:

You're in for a real treat Kozzman
Truth right there^
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ChiTown 10:27 AM 04-12-2023
I'm 56 and have never felt better, except when I was 46, or 36, or 26 or 16. Other than that, I'm tip-top MFr's!
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mlyonsd 10:31 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Truth right there^
New phone and accidental down vote.

I win the old people thread.
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kozzman555 10:33 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by mlyonsd:
New phone and accidental down vote.

I win the old people thread.
I can't wait for boomers to go deaf and play porn on their phones at crazy loud volumes
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Mosbonian 10:33 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
I'm 56 and have never felt better, except when I was 46, or 36, or 26 or 16. Other than that, I'm tip-top MFr's!
Wait until you reach 66...
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Mosbonian 10:34 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by kozzman555:
I can't wait for boomers to go deaf and play porn on their phones at crazy loud volumes
Some of us have no hearing loss and we still do it anyway
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seclark 10:34 AM 04-12-2023
I have tremors so bad my wife would rather me finger her than fuck her
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kozzman555 10:43 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by seclark:
I have tremors so bad my wife would rather me finger her than **** her
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So if I have a can of spray paint, a mixed drink or a baby I don't want anymore, you're the guy to call? Got it
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ChiTown 10:46 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by seclark:
I have tremors so bad my wife would rather me finger her than **** her
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Holy shit!

:-):-):-)
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ChiTown 10:47 AM 04-12-2023
Originally Posted by Mosbonian:
Wait until you reach 66...
While I'm in no hurry to gain that experience, I'm sure it will be upon me in no time.:-)
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