Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.
Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!
So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mosbonian:
You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.
Hey, I have one of those and it’s just about 6feet from my side of the bed. And it does have a grunt bar too! Until now I thought it was a luxury.
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Originally Posted by Spott:
The only problem with being older is that the OP’s mom keeps coming over to my house to make me spaghetti and blow me.
She's dead, so we now clearly have a zombie problem. But the good news is that I guess you can cum in her as much as you want to, she can't get pregnant anymore. [Reply]
I'm 56. Aside from a shoulder reconstruction two years ago, I feel about like I did when I was 40. I do need readers for small print on food labels though. I started the 50 pushups a day thing about 20 years ago and also lift (albeit not heavy anymore) and hike about 20 miles a week so I really don't feel my age at all. Having said all that, sometimes I get a sore muscle or two when I feel like I didn't really do much. I think as we age, healthy eating becomes paramount to looking and feeling young. Plus, I stlll act like I'm 18, LOL [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol. [Reply]
Originally Posted by kozzman555:
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
If you're in La Vista, you ain't got no sense of humor [Reply]
Originally Posted by kozzman555:
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
Shit, we're over the border in Ralston. WE'RE PRACTICALLY NEIGHBORS! [Reply]
