Cardinals ***Official 2022 STL Cardinals Thread*** - Page 13

Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

The New York Yankees announced today that they have signed three-time All-Star INF Matt Carpenter to a Major League contract and added him to the active roster.
— New York Yankees (@Yankees) May 26, 2022

For what purpose?
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

The New York Yankees announced today that they have signed three-time All-Star INF Matt Carpenter to a Major League contract and added him to the active roster.
— New York Yankees (@Yankees) May 26, 2022

~snicker
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Originally Posted by seclark:
~snicker

Take the 40 fly balls he hit 5 feet short of the track in Busch Stadium and turn them into 30 homers.

That’s the absurdity of that stupid short RF porch. It could genuinely make Matt Carpenter a productive hitter.
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Take the 40 fly balls he hit 5 feet short of the track in Busch Stadium and turn them into 30 homers.

That’s the absurdity of that stupid short RF porch. It could genuinely make Matt Carpenter a productive hitter.

Honestly hope it works out for him.
That would be wild
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Take the 40 fly balls he hit 5 feet short of the track in Busch Stadium and turn them into 30 homers.

That’s the absurdity of that stupid short RF porch. It could genuinely make Matt Carpenter a productive hitter.

Then he comes back to Bush for a farewell season and hits .200. :-)
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Take the 40 fly balls he hit 5 feet short of the track in Busch Stadium and turn them into 30 homers.

That’s the absurdity of that stupid short RF porch. It could genuinely make Matt Carpenter a productive hitter.

Wont have to stress about the shift I guess.
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Originally Posted by seclark:
Honestly hope it works out for him.
That would be wild
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If working out for him ensures that he never dons the BOTB again then he can have a late-career surge that puts him in the Hall of Fame for all I care.

I simply never want him in this uniform again. The rest is academic.
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What a huge waste of natural physical talent trapped in a mental midget brain.

Former All-Star pitcher Carlos Martínez was suspended for 80 games Friday after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance. He was released by the Giants and Red Sox this year, and played for the Cardinals from 2013-21.https://t.co/PTVPm8aE8t
— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) May 27, 2022

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Tommy Pham bitch slapped Joc Pederson over a fantasy football beef last night:

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...me-altercation
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins:
Tommy Pham bitch slapped Joc Pederson over a fantasy football beef last night:

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...me-altercation

That's hilarious. I hope Pederson cried.
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Originally Posted by BDj23:
For what purpose?

Because his walk up song is a Turnpike Troubadours tune and NYC needs exposure to real music.
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Originally Posted by Carr4MVP:
Because his walk up song is a Turnpike Troubadours tune and NYC needs exposure to real music.

Just make everyone walk out to New York New York
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Take the 40 fly balls he hit 5 feet short of the track in Busch Stadium and turn them into 30 homers.

That’s the absurdity of that stupid short RF porch. It could genuinely make Matt Carpenter a productive hitter.

Welcome to Yankee Stadium, Matt Carpenter!!! A two-run shot in a four-run 1st!#YANKSonYES pic.twitter.com/KEzUaIEx2G
— YES Network (@YESNetwork) May 31, 2022

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Goldy is locked in
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Originally Posted by O.city:
Goldy is locked in

I wonder if people are still pissed about Luke Voit
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