Originally Posted by alanm:
You shoud do a follow up where Aragorn is imploring the ghosts of Chiefs past to fight for him against the Colts.
HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE
Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"
Kelcegolas says "A diversion"
AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD
AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"
AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS
"FOR BONO"
AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM
AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL
AND THEN...AND THEN...
Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF
AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA
AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES
AND THEN
Wait for this bit because it's the best...
Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS
THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE
AND THEN
Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY
AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN
AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY
AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE FUCKING KICKERS
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK
CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE
AND LAMARO SAYS
"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"
AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT
THAT'S FUCKING
IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN
CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE
Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"
Kelcegolas says "A diversion"
AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD
AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"
AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS
"FOR BONO"
AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM
AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL
AND THEN...AND THEN...
Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF
AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA
AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES
AND THEN
Wait for this bit because it's the best...
Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS
THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE
AND THEN
Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY
AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN
AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY
AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK
CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE
AND LAMARO SAYS
"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"
AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT
THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN
CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA
Brilliant, I started watching the video but will have to finish it when I am not at work.
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE
Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"
Kelcegolas says "A diversion"
AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD
AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"
AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS
"FOR BONO"
AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM
AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL
AND THEN...AND THEN...
Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF
AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA
AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES
AND THEN
Wait for this bit because it's the best...
Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS
THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE
AND THEN
Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY
AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN
AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY
AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK
CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE
AND LAMARO SAYS
"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"
AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT
THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN
CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA
I hope someone is paying you gobs of money to make these or stuff like this...
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