Man I could be in trouble.... - Page 8

Originally Posted by KCWolfman:
Yeah there is no virus that would survive in the warm moist confines of an HIV infected, arterial filled colon.

Just don't forget the loob.

If a girl lets you poke her in the butt on the first date (or after a night of boozin) she probably has something anyway.
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Screw this feckin' lovefest...
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so what is the status on this situation??? Is is safe to call you "Dada" yet?
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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan:
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

YOU screw up, and then if she does get pregnant,,,,you say abortion or adoption,,,you stupid :-) I hope god never gives you any children, and what makes you think she was the slut,,,sounds to me like you where the whore,,,,
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Which is why I don't use condoms when I am drinking. Duh! I mean they always seem to break when you are drinking....Mercy sakes....

Oh and honey if you are reading this from home, I was just talking out my tail, making a funny :-)
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I dont recall seeing this thread before for some reason, but... pathetic :-)
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Why on God's Earth did I get rep from gochiefs on this thread on the 15th and 13th of this month?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies.

"What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?"

Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well... if you're one of those guys who wants to go all out.

Showoff.

"all out" when speaking of a money shot begs for a pun to be made, don't you think?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
I think a money shot only refers to when it's on her face.

And, yes.

I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.
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Originally Posted by KCWolfman:
I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.

Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.
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Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.

Glad to see that at least one person here isn't willing to let a good pun go by.

Thanks Pat.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Mmmmmm, fat skanky hos.

Almost as good as DOOOOOOOOOHNUTS. I mean, they both have holes right?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Yeah, but donuts don't have a tongue.

But they are glazed? I really hate the dry ones.
:-) :-)
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