ENDelt's deck thread - ChiefsPlanet

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Every unit doesn't have one, so it's my responsibility.

Gotcha. Our "deck" area is our responsibility as well.
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How many times have you had sex out there?
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Originally Posted by gochiefs:
How many times have you had sex out there?

Probably none. That deck doesn't look like it could support the weight.
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH:
Probably none. That deck doesn't look like it could support the weight.

Zing!
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:

Now, the hot tub on the other hand...

You have a hot tub or you're gonna put one up there?

Grill?
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Originally Posted by Jenson71:
You have a hot tub or you're gonna put one up there?

Grill?

Dude - just wait for the after shots.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
I can't say I can really think of any off the top of my head.

There's not really a lot of good spots out there. That table's usually filthy. The walls aren't smooth, I'd imagine they'd be quite uncomfortable to lean against. Even if the boards were new and perfect, they'd still be hard and uncomfortable. As it is, they're in quite the state of disrepair. No one would consider laying down on them.

Now, the hot tub on the other hand...

I'm so bummed over your lack of imagination.
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Originally Posted by Mer:
I'm so bummed over your lack of imagination.

I was thinking the same thing. :-)
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Phil's best attempt at making my neighbors hate me

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That's his best?

Damn, I would have used some spray paint graffiti on the boards mentioning everyone's ethnicity.

Don't tell me he is playing that Celine Dion music real loud while he works again.
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Whenever I mix and match beers, I get the farts.
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Damn! I had to triple take the thread title. This thread is one letter away from being a real nightmare!

And how did I know this discussion would spiral into beer consumption and the neighbor girl? Saul telling us he farts when he has a variety of beers was a curveball, though.
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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
Whenever I mix and match beers, I get the farts.

Breathing has the same effect on Bob Dole.
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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
Whenever I mix and match beers, I get the farts.

I think you accidently mispelled "queef"
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