Chiefs Mahomes Injury Updates Thread - Page 56

Chiefshrink is literally butt fucking tarded
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Andy and Patrick have a huge advantage in gameplanning this week if Mahomes is healthy.

Bengals enter the game cautious, not knowing the true status of Mahomes ankle.

Chiefs start the game conservative - quick passes, not much movement outside the pocket, slightly more running than usual.

Bengals get fed up, and come up to play the short stuff.

Out of nowhere, triple reverse boot throwback to mahomes who hits a streaking hardman for six.

BOOM BITCHES
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I can't imagine the Bengals preparing for anything other than Mahomes at 100%.
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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush:
I can't imagine the Bengals preparing for anything other than Mahomes at 100%.

100%. But they'll test that ankle early and often. If Mahomes comes up limping at any point, they're going to go after that ankle for certain.
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Get your dicks rub them down with baby oil because Mahomes is going full Terminator
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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush:
Wishful thinking on Romo's part, because he wants to be double penetrated by Allen and Burrow.

:-)
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Originally Posted by BigBeauford:
Petro is such a drama queen. I get the angle of trying to ring out the truth when most of KC sports media are just a bunch of fluffers, but the man is always looking for the negative.

Basing history on all other high ankle sprains, I don't know why anyone would think otherwise (that he will be severely hampered). We must have gotten lucky it was a grade 1 high ankle sprain.
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Originally Posted by BWillie:
Basing history on all other high ankle sprains, I don't know why anyone would think otherwise (that he will be severely hampered). We must have gotten lucky it was a grade 1 high ankle sprain.

We’ll never know. Mahomes is a tough dude and is pretty good adjusting to injuries. He played through injury stuff in college where he probably should have rested. The game against Tampa where he ran around 500 yards with a toe that required surgery is a good example of his ability to fight through injuries.
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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush:
Wishful thinking on Romo's part, because he wants to be double penetrated by Allen and Burrow.

I absolutely hate Tony Romo, in every facet.
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Mahomes should have brought out the Sammy Watkins memorial prosthetic leg to troll the media.
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Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Despite this greatest of news I vow to find something or someone to be angry at

Hey fuck you man! go die in an AIDS tree fire or something!

How'd I do? Am I one of the cool kids now?
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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush:
I can't imagine the Bengals preparing for anything other than Mahomes at 100%.

The key going in is going to be making them think he's limited.

Then BOOM.

Hit 'em with the hook.
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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:

Get your dicks rub them down with baby oil because Mahomes is going full Terminator

I think I accidentally thumbs downed this. Sorry.
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Originally Posted by Kman34:
They are saying on sports talk that ..” what do you expect Andy, Patrick and the team to say.. That he’s messed up and limited”?? Petro thinks is still hurt pretty bad and this is a show.. I say bullshit. It’s just a mild sprain.

Petro has a BMI of 45 and struggles to get out of bed when healthy, so he assumes everyone suffers from the same aches and pains that he does. He believes that it must be worse than normal when injured, but fails to realize that Mahomes probably doesn’t have to take cholesterol medication or limit his exercise to evening walks after dinner like him.
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