Originally Posted by RealSNR:
If the Chiefs win Skip is just going to rant about the Cooper absence being the deciding factor. If confronted to give the chiefs any credit at all, he’ll bitch about Cowboys coaching and how Mahomes was given the game
Ha...exactly.
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Originally Posted by wheeler08:
I’m not saying God is a Chiefs fan, but first Rodgers, now Cooper….
God was definitely a Chiefs fan in 19. That playoff run and SB were crazy...
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Originally Posted by wheeler08:
I’m not saying God is a Chiefs fan, but first Rodgers, now Cooper….
Jerry Jones finally dies…
At the Pearly Gates, God tells Jerry, "As a reward for such a fine career I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here, in fact it's quite rare. Jerry, consider this is a personal gift from the Lord your God." The Almighty shows him to his new home and Jones is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more a shack with a faded Cowboys flag flying over it. Still, Jerry Jones tells God how thankful he is for such a special blessing.
After the Father gives Jerry a short tour of his new home, Jerry notices a three story mansion just around the block. The enormous home is painted in red and yellow, even down to the driveway and sidewalks. A huge Kansas City Chiefs flag flies off a 50 ft flagpole above the house and a Patrick Mahomes jersey hangs over the front door.
Jerry, a little perplexed, turns to God and asks, "I don't mean to be ungrateful Lord, but I was an Hall of fame owner, I won three Super Bowls, and I was a big reason for the continued success of the NFL." "What are you trying to say, my son?" Jerry responds, "Well, why does Patrick Mahomes get a better house than me?" God chortles and replies, "That's not Pat’s house. That's my house!"
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