Chiefs THE FELLOWCHIEFS OF THE RING - Page 3

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE

Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"

Kelcegolas says "A diversion"

AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD

AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"

AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS

"FOR BONO"

AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM

AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL

AND THEN...AND THEN...

Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF

AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

AND THEN

Wait for this bit because it's the best...

Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS

THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE

AND THEN

Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY

AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN

AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY

AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA

Nah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though. :-)
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Originally Posted by alanm:
Nah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though. :-)

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S FUCKING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA

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Who is the last hobbit on the right? Is that Dieter?
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Originally Posted by alanm:
Nah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though. :-)

Fuck that! Do it Clay!! This shit is other worldly!
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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell:
Who is the last hobbit on the right? Is that Dieter?

Butker
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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell:
Who is the last hobbit on the right? Is that Dieter?

That's Butker.

Dieter is the 3rd
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
You should also explain to her that the one ring betrayed Isildur to his death, as it did Alex Smith after he vanquished the dark lord.

But as much as I wanted to show that shit again, I decided to

Also let's see if anyone got my little "last alliance of men and elves" reference...cus I liked doing it.

9ers and Packers...that was genius...
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Originally Posted by loochy:

That's Butker.

Dieter is the 3rd

I thought the 3rd was Colquitt...
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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell:
I thought the 3rd was Colquitt...

Yeah, maybe it is. It looks like Dieter too, though:

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And who was the guy at the end "We have work to do..."
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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell:
And who was the guy at the end "We have work to do..."

Luck as Saruman.
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Maybe you should cast Bob Sutton as Denethor so he catches himself on fire and jumps from the Minas Tirith prow.
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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell:
9ers and Packers...that was genius...

YES BUT MEN AND ELVES ARE MENTIONED ANOTHER TIME

NO ONE HAS GOTTEN THIS REFERENCE SO FAR AND IT'S GENIUS

COME ON
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