fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.
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I recall being fukked up like this
and wanted biscuts and gravy
I woke up to a smoke detector going off
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im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.
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How the fuck do you get laid so much?
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Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.
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yeah but once you get married.... that $hit drops off faster than the "disney stock slide"
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So he was making out with 2 chicks, but left them with two other chicks because he was too drunk and had to call his mom to pick him up...at a GAY bar.


:-) :-)
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And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.
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Buck. You've just fuked your self with this thread. Gay bar? Your fucking MOM came and picked you up??

All I can do is laugh.



and laugh









and laugh









your sad.
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That was kind of mean of me. But..... dayyyum.
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I'd go to a gay bar. I'd get tons of attention. It would be fun.
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Sounds like your cup of T-Bags!
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I'm not gay, but they're fun people to be around. They know how to put on a show.
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I have a ton of gay friends...most of them are extremely down to earth and fun people to hang around.

Gay people don't frighten me, that's for sure.
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