I did a Ctrl+F search for "dumbass" and Titty Meat popped right up!
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The Saints select Jacob Cowing, WR, Arizona
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The Indianapolis Colts select Gabe Hall, DT, Baylor
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This one’s gonna end up a steal. Cant believe I didn’t catch that he was still out there. Would look real nice next to Dallas Turner.
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Hail to the Chief plays over the speakers.

The crowd, apparently very knowledgeable about history, stands and begins the chant, "Tippecanoe and Tyler too! Tippecanoe and Tyler too!"

Former President William Henry Harrison acknowledges them with a wave as he approaches the podium. He's not looking so good, though.


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He begins to speak. "The Washington Commanders select - ", then breaks into a coughing fit.

After recovering, he tries again.

"The Washington (cough) Commanders sel - ". He goes into another coughing fit, so strong that he collapses to the ground. Some TV production workers carry him off, and his Vice President John Tyler takes the stage in his absence.



Tyler waves out into the crowd and proudly says, "I see my grandson out there!"

He then unfurls the small scroll in his hand.

"The Washington Commanders select Ryan Flournoy, WR, Southeast Missouri State."
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select Ray Davis, RB, Kentucky
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Ok, bigjosh was on 3 hours ago and didn't make a pick or even see my PM. (Check your PMs every time you log on people!)

I'm going to make both of these picks for him.
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The Los Angeles Rams select Jha'Quan Jackson, WR, Tulane

The Los Angeles Rams select Roger Rosengarten, OT, Washington
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Cleveland Browns Select Jordan Magee LB Temple
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Someone message the next guy for me please
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The Vikings select Ainias Smith, WR, Texas A&M
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The Commanders were really torn between drafting Flournoy or Ainias Smith.
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The Steelers almost took Ainias Smith at #118 (Staylor can attest).
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I had to double check because I thought he was gone already. That's probably why.
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