Originally Posted by neech:
According to Zillow it appears to have quite a few homes for sale.
Could be a buyers market Hammock.
The median price in West Plains is $86 per square foot. The median in my part of Denver is $403. I could get a heck of a house in West Plains and spend my days eating fine french food and drinking Busch at the Hut. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Darien25:
Don't stop in West Plains. Keep on truckin' down to Mammoth Springs and stop at the Riverbend restaurant for some homemade coconut cream pie.
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Clay: stroll into the center of the bar. Yell at the top of your lungs: "Hey Rednecks....Merle Haggard SUCKED MY C*CK!!!"
Then see if you can get back to your car and escape before they shoot the windows out.
The blonde bartender likes it when you throw to quarters on the bar and yell, “hey you old crack play something on the jukebox.” Also, if there are any Mexicans there they like when you throw a hat on the floor and request them to do a Mexican hat dance. Always a crowd pleaser. [Reply]
