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Hall of Classics>I’m leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Titty Meat 10:58 AM 04-29-2021
Cum 4 us Patteau
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alpha_omega 11:02 AM 04-29-2021
CXXXVII
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ptlyon 11:10 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
:-)
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burt 11:10 AM 04-29-2021
Patteeu, You and Adept were 2 of my favorite posters! Losing you both will be difficult! I would love to have you hit me up on FB. IF you remember my original name on here... otherwise, PM me. You are a true gem and I will miss you! And the overall IQ of this place just keeps plummeting!!!
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burt 11:11 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
Wrong.
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Ming the Merciless 11:16 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I'm really learning a lot about golf in this thread. I never really thought of it as something that would increase my heart rate, but it is.


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Jewish Rabbi 11:17 AM 04-29-2021
Has anyone told this queer to eat fuck pie yet?
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Ming the Merciless 11:19 AM 04-29-2021
bye bitch



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vailpass 11:22 AM 04-29-2021
That sucks. Good luck to you Pat.
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BigBeauford 11:23 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
I think women are the key to a happy life. So lets get to a 1000 using scantily clad pics of their beauty..... but keep the pink part in NSFW tags...............
It's pretty insensitive posting holocaust photos in a thread where the OP has a star of david.
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smithandrew051 11:23 AM 04-29-2021
Maybe he learned from Ubeja and developed a fear of toilets, and now his ass exploded
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FRCDFED 11:24 AM 04-29-2021
See ya! God bless! Hopefully it's for the right reason!
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ptlyon 11:25 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
I would like to know who this is and would also like for her to sit on my face
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vailpass 11:25 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BigBeauford:
It's pretty insensitive posting holocaust photos in a thread where the OP has a star of david.
You like the fatties there Canada?
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Rain Man 11:26 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
I'm hoping for pictures of the bunkers and the rough. You know, because I'm learning about golf.
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