Some Things About Last Nights Game Week 13: KC 22 Donks 9
I decided to listen to the NBC guys Al Michaels and Collinsworthless instead of Mitch for this game. Side Note: when you watch Al Michels talk you never see his top row of teeth. I’m not sure he has a top row of teeth. Weird. Anyway, for some reason, the TV and radio broadcasts don’t sync up, and the radio is always about ten seconds ahead of the TV. Collinsworth kept saying, “Oh, it’s so cold…so windy…it’ll be hard to pass the ball tonight.” Cold? Anytime you play a December night game at Arrowhead and it’s above 30 degrees, it is not “Cold.” Windy maybe, but so what? Above freezing in December, at night, at Arrowhead, is a beu-ti-ful day for football. The only weather related thing I saw was it looked like the wind blew Buttkicker’s XPT wide after the Sorensen pick.
The Chiefs defense has been playing historically well since the butt ugly loss at Tennessee. They’re giving up less than 11 points per game. And although the offense has sputtered comparative to what they normally put up, good teams just learn how to win; survive and advance. That’s what’s happening now. Early in the year we had a lot of injuries on defense. Those guys are all back mostly healthy now. Starting Thornhill and trading for Ingram has helped this defense jell. If you look at the stat sheet, many of our players did little or nothing. Frank Clark, Nnadi, Danna did little. Bolton had a quiet night. Okafor and Chris Jones batted down a couple passes, but Denver only gave up one sack. Pressure mostly came on sell out blitzes where Teddy B either threw the ball away or puked up near picks or picks.
On the National Broadcast “meet the defense” segment, Ward calls himself “Money Man.” Well, he let several dollars slip through his fingers last night. Teddy B should have had at least four picks, but only ended up with two. Thornhill’s pick was a terrible throw. The blind side block Hitchens got called on was a shame, but damn, did he lay that guy out or what? That play turned the game momentum.
Speaking of lousy calls, why do we keep getting "Cheffered" by the NFL? That guy is the worst. WTF was that "illegal procedure" call on Mahomes for hard counting in the fourth quarter? He did give Denver a mystery OPI on Albert O, so I suppose it evened out. KC was penalized more than Denver, we had seven for 60 yards.
In the credit where credit is due department, kudos to Dirty Dan and Alfred E. Neimann. Neimann got his hand on the pass from Teddy B, and it fluttered right to Dirty Dan, hit him in between the 4 and 9 and he was gone. I particularly enjoyed the “Bald Mormon Prime Time” dance into the end zone. White guys definitely have no rhythm.
Ward wasn’t the only one with the dropsies. The entire receiving corps had a bad case. Pringle had a couple drops. Kelce had a couple and one that could have been called a fumble. And Mahomes only pick was a ball off of Hill’s hands that popped up right to the Donks’ Surtain. A couple thoughts. I actually agree with Collinsworth that Mahomes sometimes makes the pass a lot more complicated than it needs to be. He doesn’t need to fire a ball at 100 mph sidearm. Just put some touch on the ball and hit the guy. I also think Kelce may be playing hurt. He hasn’t been right since the Buffalo game. I think he may have a shoulder injury that he’s hiding. He was a non factor for most of the game.
Andy has now beaten the Donks twelve times in a row. Does that make up for all the years of Elway pain and anguish? Not yet. We still have to bounce them from the playoffs two or three times to get totally even. Problem is, the Donks aren’t good enough to make the playoffs. So I guess we’ll just enjoy beating them twelve times in a row; and hopefully we’ll have a baker’s dozen before the end of the regular season.
The Faid comes in next Sunday. They got beat in their own house by the Politically Correct Football Team yesterday. They’re beat up pretty good, and hopefully they’ll be without their Tight End Waller. Hopefully we can pay them back for their little bus parade around Arrowhead last year. It’s a big game for nudging ahead in the division. December football is where we find out who’s wearing the big boy pants. And the colder it is, the better!
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
Dungy has pretty much always been a fuck stick when it comes to picking against kc.
FIFY
I can’t think of the last insightful thing he’s said.
And even going back to him being a coach. He was a defensive guy who didn’t win at Tampa when they had a defense. Then Indy hires him and the defense is a ticking joke and Manning wins despite Dungy.
Dudes a fraud, dumbass, and generally a person whom I don’t listen to.
Big thing is you all need to turn off “analysts”. There are a couple podcasts I listen to but nobody on TV. I had that shit on mute until the game started. [Reply]
I can’t think of the last insightful thing he’s said.
And even going back to him being a coach. He was a defensive guy who didn’t win at Tampa when they had a defense. Then Indy hires him and the defense is a ticking joke and Manning wins despite Dungy.
Dudes a fraud, dumbass, and generally a person whom I don’t listen to.
Big thing is you all need to turn off “analysts”. There are a couple podcasts I listen to but nobody on TV. I had that shit on mute until the game started.
Dumbest post ever.
Dungy had 2 NFL head coaching jobs and improved both organizations he worked at.
How does one pregame show pick undo that and make you so much smarter than him? [Reply]
Great stuff gb, maybe your best of the season... found myself agreeing more and more with every observation and point
You just gotta love the trajectory this D is on, every single week lately they're looking more and more legit... and yeah Kelce is hiding something no doubt about it, been saying it for a while now [Reply]
Dungy had 2 NFL head coaching jobs and improved both organizations he worked at.
How does one pregame show pick undo that and make you so much smarter than him?
Think what you want about Dungy the Coach. He left TB and Gruden won with his guys. Then he went to Indy to fix the defense. It was pure ass almost all the time. I’ve said as much since the year Herm played them (rolled over for them) in the playoffs. Whatever man. If you think Dungy is a good coach that’s you’re burden to bear.
And WTF did I say about his pick? I specifically said I don’t watch that shit. Perhaps learn to read before you call my post dumb?
And besides. I have a long and storied history of dumb posts. This one doesn’t rank. [Reply]
I can’t think of the last insightful thing he’s said.
And even going back to him being a coach. He was a defensive guy who didn’t win at Tampa when they had a defense. Then Indy hires him and the defense is a ticking joke and Manning wins despite Dungy.
Dudes a fraud, dumbass, and generally a person whom I don’t listen to.
Big thing is you all need to turn off “analysts”. There are a couple podcasts I listen to but nobody on TV. I had that shit on mute until the game started.
I have always felt "squirmin Hermin" subconciously threw that playoff game to Dungy so his buddy could get his SB win. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Think what you want about Dungy the Coach. He left TB and Gruden won with his guys. Then he went to Indy to fix the defense. It was pure ass almost all the time. I’ve said as much since the year Herm played them (rolled over for them) in the playoffs. Whatever man. If you think Dungy is a good coach that’s you’re burden to bear.
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Originally Posted by HemiEd:
I have always felt "squirmin Hermin" subconciously threw that playoff game to Dungy so his buddy could get his SB win.
In fairness, Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards and his staff of bumblefuck morons probably couldn't have gameplanned a W there.
But we had a shot. IIRC they gave up the most rush yards of any team that year and that's the year Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards killed Larry Johnson's career.
Just stay the hell out of 3rd and long. Hit them with a reverse, some toss sweeps and shit to keep them off balance and let LJ do LJ things. NOPE LJ off left guard, left tackle and 3rd and long.
And for whatever reason, the defense was able to get stops. An obviously washed Ty YO SHOES Law picked Manning twice and Page got another one, and what can Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards do with that? Oh that's right, nothing.
I'm saying he rolled over, but it's certainly possible that's the best game that total bullshit ass fraud could muster.
FUCK Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
In fairness, Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards and his staff of bumble**** morons probably couldn't have gameplanned a W there.
But we had a shot. IIRC they gave up the most rush yards of any team that year and that's the year Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards killed Larry Johnson's career.
Just stay the hell out of 3rd and long. Hit them with a reverse, some toss sweeps and shit to keep them off balance and let LJ do LJ things. NOPE LJ off left guard, left tackle and 3rd and long.
And for whatever reason, the defense was able to get stops. An obviously washed Ty YO SHOES Law picked Manning twice and Page got another one, and what can Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards do with that? Oh that's right, nothing.
I'm saying he rolled over, but it's certainly possible that's the best game that total bullshit ass fraud could muster.
**** Squirmin Herman Mother****ing Sack of **** Edwards.
:-) The only good thing that came out of his stint as head coach was CP getting 2112 [Reply]
As far as payback goes, many of the regular season losses to Elways Donkeys were self inflicted by going to the prevent-a-win defense.
The only payback I want, and it can never be done, is for the Vaseline game. Probably cost the Marty Chiefs a shot at the big game. How the league allowed it and the blatant cap violation is the real crime. When cheaters are caught and not punished, can you really blame the cheaters? [Reply]
