You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario. [Reply]
If I said it once I've said it 23 or more times . Keto shits are the best shits and when you are doing keto they just drop in the toilet with little effort and solid shit without having to wipe except to just to make sure. I need to go back on the keto diet. Shits have been more and greasy and using up too much toilet paper. Need to be more conservative. When the great shortage of toilet paper crisis of 2020 I did not fret I got by on keto diet that saved me from running out of toilet paper too soon. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
did you use a ring of toilet paper or work those quads for the hover shite?
Yep quads
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Nice. For Kohl's being a clothing store that sells a lot of low-price stuff, they're remarkably clean and well-run. I enjoy Kohl's, and I'd rather take a shit there over Macy's or JCPenny any day. I'm glad to hear you had a pleasant bathroom experience.
Thank you SNR
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
OP did u moan when u wiped?
No
Originally Posted by BryanBusby:
Did you score some nice middle aged mom pussy, OP?
Not in a while.
Originally Posted by Graystoke:
Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?
No.
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
SR is your butthole waxed
No.
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
So tell us more about the poop itself. Clean breaker? Rope? Diarrhea?
Duck rope.
Don't leave us hanging!
I apologize. Goose strands/ropes
Originally Posted by Munson:
Did they have single-ply TP or double-ply TP?
Single ply - I abused the amount per wipe. About three people's 'normal' wipes.
Originally Posted by T-post Tom:
SR is always thinking in terms of helping his fellow CPers. He seems more than nice. Will buy some Kohls’ stock tomorrow as its price will surely rise on the news of SR’s review.
Thanks Tom, That's very nice to say.
Originally Posted by unothadeal:
You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.
Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Simply Red:
Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses)
Originally Posted by unothadeal:
You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.
When I played basketball we did a drill where we all lined up and shot free throws. If you missed, you had to go stand in the defensive stance until the game was over and one person remained. That drill really helped my ability to squat and take a nice healthy deuce without making contact with the seat. Plus it made me a tiny bit better of a defender... [Reply]