Wait - please come back, shyguy! I think your storytelling skills are amazing and all that stuff you made up was awesome. Could you please weave a tale about the Chiefs winning a playoff game? Please? [Reply]
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
You know what would be funny? If he killed himself......wait...that really wouldn't make me laugh either. I guess you just suck at life man.
"honestly, deputy I have no idea how they found my home address, name, wife's name, phone number, and life story - I didn't tell them anything at all. I mean, look at the thread starter, all I typed was fgg and all these crazies went wacko on me".
"Mr. Shook, please stop shaking (sic)."
"I'm just scared that crazy Phobia guy will drive out here tonight and lash me to the bed while he violates my wife".
"Mr. Shook, I thought you said there's no way it would matter because you had already stretched it out by "tapping it" all these years."
"But.... but..... - they're going to kill me because I made up a story."
"Alright Mr. Shook, we're going to throw the book at these jokers. We'll arrest them tonight!"
"thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?" [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
"honestly, deputy I have no idea how they found my home address, name, wife's name, phone number, and life story - I didn't tell them anything at all. I mean, look at the thread starter, all I typed was fgg and all these crazies went wacko on me".
"Mr. Shook, please stop shaking (sic)."
"I'm just scared that crazy Phobia guy will drive out here tonight and lash me to the bed while he violates my wife".
"Mr. Shook, I thought you said there's no way it would matter because you had already stretched it out by "tapping it" all these years."
"But.... but..... - they're going to kill me because I made up a story."
"Alright Mr. Shook, we're going to throw the book at these jokers. We'll arrest them tonight!"
"thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?"
Originally Posted by shyguyms:
first Notre Dame looked like a pee wee team
the Chiefs look like they could win a 6-0 game over Notre Dame.
My longtime girlfriend wants me to move in with her til i go to move in she tells me she doesn't want me after 5 years.
it'slike it was all a lie from the beginning first it was Carl lying to me now she went and lied and hell Charlie has lied he still doesn't know football well atleast his fat ass can still lick his snot of his lip in the cold.
anyonelse have as bad a year as me?????????????????????
We should probably holster the African stick fighting clubs for a while, a few more whacks to the money maker and chr is cr ocker is going to make a youtube "leave shygums alone" video. [Reply]
