“Bitch n***a”


They’d call me that when I was pouting or sulking or didn’t get my way. Or when I whined about life being unfair
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you talking about dc?
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"He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.' /Truvy Jones.
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My dad used "over yonder" so much I though it was an actual direction til I was in gradeschool.
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"I'm going to stomp a mudhole in him."

In fairness, threats of violence were rarely carried through.
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"Stop crying or I'll really give you something to cry about"

"Stop eating so fast, no one is going to steal it from you."

"Be still and go to sleep, it's not that hot out."

"You have no idea how lucky you have it."

"Quit trying to bullshit a bullshitter."

"IF the Queen had balls she'd be the king."

"I don't care if (INSERT NAME) is going. If (SAME NAME) jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge are you gonna jump too?"

"WHY?!? BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!"

"Sometimes you think you were born on Easy Street."

"You think the World owes you a living."

"You want me to help you get a car? No problem, get a job and save enough to pay for it and I'll help you get to the dealership."

"If I charged you rent, you would be homeless."

"Don't talk back to your mother or else you'll have to deal with me."

"Stop dilly dallying around and go finish (INSERT TASK)."

"Leave some food for the everyone else."

"Stop whining"

"If bullshit was electricity, you'd be a powerhouse."

"Just wait until your Father gets home!"
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"Remove the head and hands before you bag him."

FAX
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Hotter than two sheep fucking in a pepper patch.
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My grandmother hated losing at cards, canasta, bridge, spades...anything. Besides trying to cheat her favorite saying was "Well, looks like I'm sucking hind tit!"
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He had another one that I don't quite remember, something like "sufferin' cats", said when you would normally say "Dammit" ("Sufferin' cats, Carl :-)). I do remember it always made me think of Looney Toons' "Sufferin' Succotash".
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" Heavens to Murgatroyd " from the cartoon Snagglepuss, that caught on fast with the old folks in the 60's.

Hotter than a chili pepper.

Slicker than owl shit on a hot tin roof.

It's raining cats and dogs, still used today.

Shut up so your brother can go to sleep!

Stop talking, yur giving me a headache.
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Some good ones in here gang, keep it going.
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“Neither a borrower nor a lender be..." ~ Shakespeare ( Mother)

“Double, double toil and trouble” ~ Shakespeare (Mother)

"Oh! What A Tangled Web We Weave When First We Practice To Deceive" ~ Sir Walter Scott ( Mother)

Holy Jumpin' Jerusalem! ~ (Father--a LOT)

Don't remember any others but there could be more. Mom was an avid reader and both parents were amateur Shakespearean actors.
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"Don't tell your mother"
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I used to hear one of my aunts and other parents use that one on her kids.

Oh yeah, I got a version of this one too.

Heard other parents say this. Very common one.


Once again, an aunt, the same one used this a lot. When their father got home, he'd take a kid into a room and hit the back of a chair with his belt. Then he let them out. He'd never touch them. I only found this out recently from one of my cousins.

She also used to say, "I'll beat you black and blue, until blood draws."
She had eight of them and they drove her nuts, but they love her to death even to today.
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If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass every time he jumped.

You're/he's/she's just whistling past the graveyard.

You/he/she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

Like shit through a goose.

Turd in a punch bowl.

A day late and a dollar short.

Well, bless his/her/your heart.
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