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HayWire 10:56 AM 08-16-2019
Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the fuck.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, fucking Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,
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HayWire 06:02 PM 08-17-2019
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Were we “buddies” at the Coalition back in the day?
That would be a correct answer
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patteeu 06:05 PM 08-17-2019
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Were we “buddies” at the Coalition back in the day?
Originally Posted by HayWire:
That would be a correct answer
Are you guys talking about the Rainbow Coalition? NTTAWWT
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Pasta Little Brioni 06:14 PM 08-17-2019
Chug anti freeze, read a De Berg or read a Dante thread?
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HayWire 06:20 PM 08-17-2019
Originally Posted by patteeu:
Are you guys talking about the Rainbow Coalition? NTTAWWT
That would also be correct, your mouth looks purty boo
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HayWire 06:22 PM 08-17-2019
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Chug anti freeze, read a De Berg or read a Dante thread?
Antifreeze has a nice and sweet taste
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Nickhead 06:22 PM 08-17-2019
did you pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?
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HayWire 06:46 PM 08-17-2019
Originally Posted by Nickhead:
did you pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?
Who said I stopped?
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greg63 10:51 PM 08-17-2019
Originally Posted by HayWire:
Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

:-)

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FAX 06:53 AM 08-18-2019
For whatever reason, I got curious when I saw a "Mr. HayWire" tweeting last night so I looked at his profile and noticed he lives in SWMO.

It turns out that this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk and (as would be expected) there are lots of HayWires.

Only thing is...the oldest HayWire is female; Arlene HayWire.

Apparently, Henry BinderTwine was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Brenda HayWire, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....the HayWire name should not exist.

It's all a lie.

FAX THE GENEALOGIST
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HayWire 07:15 AM 08-18-2019
Originally Posted by FAX:
For whatever reason, I got curious when I saw a "Mr. HayWire" tweeting last night so I looked at his profile and noticed he lives in SWMO.

It turns out that this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk and (as would be expected) there are lots of HayWires.

Only thing is...the oldest HayWire is female; Arlene HayWire.

Apparently, Henry BinderTwine was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Brenda HayWire, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....the HayWire name should not exist.

It's all a lie.

FAX THE GENEALOGIST
Holy shit, this actually made me laugh out loud

HAYWIRE THE AMUSED
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PHOG 07:42 AM 08-18-2019
Originally Posted by FAX:
For whatever reason, I got curious when I saw a "Mr. HayWire" tweeting last night so I looked at his profile and noticed he lives in SWMO.

It turns out that this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk and (as would be expected) there are lots of HayWires.

Only thing is...the oldest HayWire is female; Arlene HayWire.

Apparently, Henry BinderTwine was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Brenda HayWire, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....the HayWire name should not exist.

It's all a lie.

FAX THE GENEALOGIST
:-) :-):-)
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stumppy 07:44 AM 08-18-2019
Springfield?
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BigRedChief 07:57 AM 08-18-2019
Originally Posted by HayWire:
Holy shit, this actually made me laugh out loud

HAYWIRE THE AMUSED
And fully interwined cross thread humor into the post. FAX always brings it.
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HayWire 09:51 AM 08-18-2019
Originally Posted by stumppy:
Springfield?
Just south, you need some meth?
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eDave 09:52 AM 08-18-2019
Wanna get high?
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