Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
I’ve always felt bad for dudes who’s wives blimp out
There’s nothing they can do to reverse it really
Like being in a jail cell
Sure there is, there's plenty a man can do about it.
The problem is that usually means some effort and lifestyle changes on the man's part too...and well....most aren't willing to look themselves in the mirror.
If your wife is getting fat there's a good chance you ain't what you use to be either, considering you share the same lifestyle and all... [Reply]
It was a thread like that that caused MahiMike lots of issues. Well done. I’ll be back from Jamaica in 12 days, if she hasn’t dropped the pounds by then, send her my way. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
Why didn't you follow up by explaining how considerate you were being because she really needs to lose 60 pounds.
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
Start slipping meth into her morning coffee. Tell her it's some new exotic roast from some 3rd world country that's amazing at growing coffee beans.
Not only will she drop those 20lbs in 2 weeks, but she'll be a total nympho AND your house will be clean.