The nerd in me heard Goldblum mention the Doomsday Clock, and I immediately think of Dr. Manhattan showing up and saving everyone and everything.

I need to go outside more.
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So this movie will have dinosaurs doing stuff right? In!
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How the world will end :-)


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STOKED

GOOD NEWS: #JurassicWorldDominion is my favorite film of the new Jurassic trilogy. It’s stuffed w/ thrilling dinosaur encounters & lots more Jeff Goldblum, but it’s also got a great balance of creepy & inventive scenarios w/ some choice nods to what came before. A solid finale. pic.twitter.com/G6bMCDUecL

— Erik Davis (@ErikDavis) June 7, 2022

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TIL that Michael Crichton died nearly 14 years ago.
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remember when you read the reviews how fucking awesome every previous dinosaur movie was despite them
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See - this is why we need the 2nd Amendment.

You never know when you'll just be out there riding your moped and need an extended magazine to take care of a pissed off T-Rex. Or at least it to go eat some unarmed Brit instead.

Serious shit, people.
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Science can't seem to make up its mind on the T-Rex.

For a bit there they were being considered just opportunistic feeders and scavengers. Then they were considered slow. Then they could run 40 mph.

The T-Rex might actually be a bit of a pussy. Or not. Nobody seems to have any idea these days...
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I couldn't help but groan, but it will be a good movie to watch with my kids.
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one more sleep!
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33% reviews

79% audience

fuck the reviews
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I'll be honest, this looks dumb as hell. It's called Jurassic PARK, it needs to take place in a park. If not a theme park, at least on a small, uninhabited and remote island. The only good films in this series took place in a small, contained park where all hell unleashed and T-rex was able to eat tourists and lawyers.

I'm still gonna watch it just because of dinosaurs wrecking shit. But I'm not expecting much.
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Jurassic WORLD bruh.
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The last one was a total pos. Is this one any better?
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