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Hall of Classics>I’m leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Bob Dole 09:14 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BleedingRed:
I personally enjoy Donger's posting style.
Which aspect do you enjoy the most?
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KCUnited 09:14 AM 04-29-2021
This is going to take forever at this rate.

Masks don't work

Change my mind
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ptlyon 09:18 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
I think women are the key to a happy life. So lets get to a 1000 using scantily clad pics of their beauty..... but keep the pink part in NSFW tags...............
Hey - there's pink in that
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suzzer99 09:21 AM 04-29-2021
I always kind of suspected patty was some kind of paid astroturfer. He mostly posted in politics, was always in spin mode, and never let it get too personal.

Unfortunately I doubt we get to 1000 posts to find out.
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Bowser 09:25 AM 04-29-2021
Take care of yourself, pat. Good luck with everything headed your way.
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Bowser 09:29 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
This is going to take forever at this rate.

Masks don't work

Change my mind

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rabblerouser 09:42 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by DaFace:
In case you don't know, I did that. I can't even remember why. Something about being oppressed like the Jews.

Kind of funny that he never changed it back, though.
You sure fixed his shit good, DaFace.
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dirk digler 09:49 AM 04-29-2021
Well this sucks. Take care Pat and I really hope you are doing ok health wise.
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wazu 09:54 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by DaFace:
In case you don't know, I did that. I can't even remember why. Something about being oppressed like the Jews.

Kind of funny that he never changed it back, though.
His avatar had still been the kid with the flag, right? Might be worth changing it back for him if he's leaving forever due to health reasons.
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BigCatDaddy 10:00 AM 04-29-2021
He is getting ready to storm the capital?
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rabblerouser 10:06 AM 04-29-2021
#116
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DaFace 10:24 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by wazu:
His avatar had still been the kid with the flag, right? Might be worth changing it back for him if he's leaving forever due to health reasons.
Sure. Done.
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Rain Man 10:32 AM 04-29-2021
We're already almost 1/8 of the way to cracking this case. I expect we'll tie up the loose ends in a couple of days, tops.
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Ming the Merciless 10:33 AM 04-29-2021

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SuperBowl4 10:33 AM 04-29-2021
I hope I wasn't the reason you are leaving forever. That being said, I'll miss you. Best Wishes. Sincerely, SuperBowl4 :-)
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