You couldn't pay me enough to open that photo. No way.
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No kidding.

What did anybody think was going to be in that spoiler? Dumbshits. :-)
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Substitute the vomit for the turd and its somthing like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betKv46GB4
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As it turns out taking too many laxatives in a 48-hour period can lead to some stomach discomfort. Oy vey.
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Just wait until you realize what magnesium citrate does AFTER you go.
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why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?
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It's from overuse of that hook shaped dildo he's been using to tickle his prostate. Damn it Clay. I told you that thing would make your poops looks weird.
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Some of you shit gazers need to be passed out spoons. Sorta like the cream of mushroom soup vomit scene in The Great Santini

Come on grunts get on it.
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you should call it "casseling".....
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I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.

After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.

I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.
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The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.
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I had two fried eggs, some baked beans and an apple for breakfast.

My soul is prepared.
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This is the first post I've laughed at on CP in a long time.
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How are you not dehydrated?
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