No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex..... :-)
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:-)
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I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.
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Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.
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Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.
:-)
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Hilarious! But your right!
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I've never had a girl turn post 16 turn me down after passing the titty test. That's Cali, Oregon, Colorado and Florida. Sure it's not you? :-)
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Great thread.

"Okay, let's go to Wendy's. They're open late."
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The old fashioned....

"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna F*ck?"
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Or if you are at a dance, you start by...."Would you like to dance?" If yes, during the dance you ask if you "wanna go somewhere?"

If she says no, you say...."then, I guess, a blowjob is out of the question?" Usually she'll rape you right there.
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.
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47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here..... :-)
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Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.
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Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex..... :-)
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Especially when you "blow" ya wad no less than 10 seconds, then you may be forced to do that. :-)
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