NOOOOOOO. Amari Cooper tests positive for COVID. Unvaccinated, so will miss both at Chiefs and Raiders on Thanksgiving. Terrible blow, especially against Mahomes. Just makes me sick. When you're missing both defensive ends, you'd better have all your firepower on offense. Nope.
Dork Prescunt isn't going to know whether to shit or wind his watch at Arrowhead. None of those players except for Cooper have ever even played at Arrowhead.
This ain't the shitty Falcons you're dealing with here. We all saw what pathetic Dungver did to them.
This is going to be a big time reality check for those shit heels. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
Dork Prescunt isn't going to know whether to shit or wind his watch at Arrowhead. None of those players except for Cooper have ever even played at Arrowhead.
This ain't the shitty Falcons you're dealing with here. We all saw what pathetic Dungver did to them.
This is going to be a big time reality check for those shit heels.
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
Dork Pres**** isn't going to know whether to shit or wind his watch at Arrowhead. None of those players except for Cooper have ever even played at Arrowhead.
This ain't the shitty Falcons you're dealing with here. We all saw what pathetic Dungver did to them.
This is going to be a big time reality check for those shit heels.
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
Dork Pres**** isn't going to know whether to shit or wind his watch at Arrowhead. None of those players except for Cooper have ever even played at Arrowhead.
This ain't the shitty Falcons you're dealing with here. We all saw what pathetic Dungver did to them.
This is going to be a big time reality check for those shit heels.
Dak has never beat a top-tiered QB in his career.
Chiefs are going to put a whipping on them. [Reply]
Originally Posted by wheeler08:
I’m not saying God is a Chiefs fan, but first Rodgers, now Cooper….
Jerry Jones finally dies…
At the Pearly Gates, God tells Jerry, "As a reward for such a fine career I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here, in fact it's quite rare. Jerry, consider this is a personal gift from the Lord your God." The Almighty shows him to his new home and Jones is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more a shack with a faded Cowboys flag flying over it. Still, Jerry Jones tells God how thankful he is for such a special blessing.
After the Father gives Jerry a short tour of his new home, Jerry notices a three story mansion just around the block. The enormous home is painted in red and yellow, even down to the driveway and sidewalks. A huge Kansas City Chiefs flag flies off a 50 ft flagpole above the house and a Patrick Mahomes jersey hangs over the front door.
Jerry, a little perplexed, turns to God and asks, "I don't mean to be ungrateful Lord, but I was an Hall of fame owner, I won three Super Bowls, and I was a big reason for the continued success of the NFL." "What are you trying to say, my son?" Jerry responds, "Well, why does Patrick Mahomes get a better house than me?" God chortles and replies, "That's not Pat’s house. That's my house!" [Reply]