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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
luv 06:41 AM 07-09-2010
Originally Posted by luv:
I hadn't heard anything about the ex and the car lately, so I sent him a random text asking if he was still making the payments. He said he was late with June's, which he's paying tomorrow, and he's paying July's in two weeks. I was shocked and amazed.
So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"
JD10367 07:01 AM 07-09-2010
Originally Posted by luv:
So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"
Text back, "Shut the fuck up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk." :-)
luv 08:09 AM 07-09-2010
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Text back, "Shut the **** up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk." :-)
Not much of a gag.
JD10367 02:55 PM 07-10-2010
On "Minute To Win It" last week, they had a pair of 25-year-old twins in black shorts and sleeveless tops who looked like athletic versions of Olivia Wilde crossed with a bit of Angelina Jolie (younger clean version). My God, what a sandwich I'd like to make with those two...
Simply Red 03:10 PM 07-10-2010
JD10367 is horny, REAL horny, like always, it's cute.


But also, Hebrew National Franks have only fourty calories per. Mainly due to their being kosher, much LESS mysterious, so I buy them often.

Hammock Parties 08:14 PM 07-10-2010
In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so
MoreLemonPledge 08:17 PM 07-10-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so

Hammock Parties 08:21 PM 07-10-2010
you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard
Halfcan 09:06 PM 07-10-2010
Originally Posted by luv:
Not much of a gag.
:-)
Simply Red 09:10 PM 07-10-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard
be nice
MoreLemonPledge 09:19 PM 07-10-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard
Works for me, brah.
Hammock Parties 09:20 PM 07-10-2010
That's because it's cached on your machine you fucking ignorant slack-jawed yokel.

LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF
MoreLemonPledge 09:22 PM 07-10-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
That's because it's cached on your machine you fucking ignorant slack-jawed yokel.

LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF

luv 10:09 PM 07-10-2010
I am drinking coffee at 11:00 at night.
Jerm 10:22 PM 07-10-2010
Work friggin sucks right now...no one out and I can't even nab a speeder...ugh.

Come on drunks and scumbags, I'm bored lol.
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