Originally Posted by BigRock:
Which he had nothing to do with.
That reminded me of this gem of an account resurrecting to make one more post.
Dearest mother — It warms my beard to write you. A dispatch arrived at my home far within the Appalachians stating I'm once again the topic of conversation inside the periodicals. Fascinating. I hope you received the basket of salted raccoon toes and lemon mouse cakes. — Andrew