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Nzoner's Game Room>Good Reason to Live In Alaska
frozenchief 06:58 PM 06-06-2023
Yeah, it can be cold but the scenery is beautiful, the remoteness keeps the asshole quotient low (especially outside Anchorage), there's no state income tax, you get money from oil royalties, you get the opportunity to live your life on your own terms, and you get more sex than any other state in the country. Not a surprise because, as one friend put it, there are three things to do up here: fish, fight, and fuck. And in the winter, we don't fish quite as much.

https://naplab.com/guides/which-us-s...-the-most-sex/


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HonestChieffan 07:10 PM 06-06-2023
sounds idyllic
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notorious 07:12 PM 06-06-2023
Denver didn't include gay sex in their average.
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Abba-Dabba 07:17 PM 06-06-2023
Colorado at .420 seems about right.
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Spott 07:28 PM 06-06-2023
I’d jerk off one extra time a week to avoid moving to Alaska.
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notorious 07:29 PM 06-06-2023
When you see some of the fat pigs that live up there you'll realize sex is an outlet for survival.
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Katipan 07:36 PM 06-06-2023
Colorado is so different from the other states at the bottom, I need to see an expanded survey.

Can we get a CP discount Rain Man?

Also, blowies don't count, yes?
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Frazod 07:41 PM 06-06-2023
I absolutely loved Alaska. I firmly believe that had I made my first visit there when I was in my 20s instead of my 50s, I'd be living there now.
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Otter 07:43 PM 06-06-2023
Love Alaska but damn, I couldn't believe how terrible (an understatement) the mosquitos were once you get into the forest.
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Katipan 07:47 PM 06-06-2023
Originally Posted by Otter:
Love Alaska but damn, I couldn't believe how terrible (an understatement) the mosquitos were once you get into the forest.
No sex is worth that.
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Red Dawg 07:52 PM 06-06-2023
Live there for 4 years. No way in hell I would move there.
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Rain Man 08:19 PM 06-06-2023
I'll just throw out that Alaska has by far the highest ratio of men to women: https://www.statista.com/statistics/...ales-by-state/

So there's a lot of sex, but the key question is who your sex partner is.
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Rain Man 08:23 PM 06-06-2023
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Colorado is so different from the other states at the bottom, I need to see an expanded survey.

Can we get a CP discount Rain Man?

Also, blowies don't count, yes?
As a professional surveyor, I have about a thousand criticisms of how this survey was conducted. I'm willing to bet that these results are incorrect for Colorado. Plus, I think there's a chance that it's just a 420 joke for Colorado anyway, which I don't appreciate. Surveys are sacred and should not be messed with.
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Hog's Gone Fishin 08:38 PM 06-06-2023
Alaska is loaded with Bigfoot's . Count me out!
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neech 08:55 PM 06-06-2023
Originally Posted by Otter:
Love Alaska but damn, I couldn't believe how terrible (an understatement) the mosquitos were once you get into the forest.
Just don't go in the forests.
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