So the Pats fans from the patsfans.com forum have a somewhat lengthy thread about their observations of Chiefsplanet and it is funny as hell reading how they perceive CP. It is a thread titled, "Some Light ChiefsPlanet Reading for this Fine Monday Morning" and it consists 8 pages of them generally discuss how mortified they are by us inbred Midwesterners.
I've probably spent 10X as much time reading forums of other teams this year, for a lot of what I have come across has actually been funny/entertaining for me to read compared to previous years. I don't know if it's the Mahomes excitement or what, but other forums have been more pleasant for me to read than usual. Stuff like reading the Bears forum melting down when Mahomes burst on the scene and Trubisky was struggling because they were upset that they selected Trubisky instead of Mahomes in the 2017 draft. Seeing the same Alexsexuals that infested our board, infesting the Extreme Skins Redskins forum and thinking to myself, "holy shit...this is for real. There literally is a cult following for Alex Smith who follow him from team to team and obsess over and make Alexcuses for him on forums of whatever team he currently plays for. I still can't believe these people exist." I mean, part of me during the entire Alex era thought those Alexsexuals were all trolls who were simply just trolling us the entire time...like they couldn't possibly be for real. Holy shit they are real...they are very, very real... and it's funny watching another fanbase get stuck with them and be forced to interact with them. Reading the exchanges between our very own Sandy Vagina (as Sandy Monk) on Extreme Skins going on his strange Alex-obsessive rants and proceed to talk to these guys on that forum about how his posting (and survival) on CP during the Alex era basically made him the equivalent of a Holocaust survivor due to all of the extreme abuse he endured here...that was inadvertent comedy gold. I've visited the Mange a few times to see if they have finally started giving us some fucking respect or if they are at least, shook up about what appears to be a promising long term future for the Chiefs...most of them are still the same old hatin' Donk fans, in denial.
And now this... a discussion about our very own planet...ChiefsPlanet being discussed and observed by a bunch of smug and prissy Bostonians as if we are some sort of display at a zoo. Some pretty funny stuff.
A couple observations:
- To start, Billay has become a running joke there and it is funny as hell to me. Some of them are genuinely creeped out by him. They know him as his current username, "Titty Meat" and it is hilarious to them that there is a Chiefs fan who they assume is an inbred Midwesterner that goes by the self-applied name of "Titty Meat" and acts like, well Billay...a poster that I personally think is funny as hell and don't think CP would quite be the place it is without him. Also, wasn't "Titty Meat" a name that a mod gave him and/or changed his name to as a joke? It's funny that when they read his posts, they probably imagine some fat hill-rod with a mullet and a jackolantern mouth sporting a cutoff shirt and a dirty hat, with a big dip oozing out of his mouth with his butt crack bursting out for the entire world to see... and he is screaming, "**** you piece of shit trash ass mother ****er I hope you get blown up at the next Boston Marathon. **** Boston **** The Patriots and **** New England fans!" :-) That's our Billay!!! He is a hot topic there!!! :-)
- They don't find some of the humor/inside jokes here to be funny and basically think we are a group of crazy, roadkill eating, armadillo fuckers. :-) It's like a culture shock for them to read the musings of what they consider to be the smelly armpit of the country. Comments like:
"What is hot molten lava cum?!?!?"
"Fans like that -- no matter whom they root for -- creep me the hell out."
"Pretty sure that guy is inbred."
"A thread started by 'Titty Meat.' Chiefs Planet appears to be comprised of 14 year old kids."
"I've noticed that ChiefsPlanet posters are much more unhinged compared to the average NFL fanbase, and also more openly bigoted. The Philly forum is up there as well."
"That Chiefs forum reeks of backed up trailer park septic tanks and meth."
"On the whole, I've found kc fans to be a chill down to earth bunch irl." (HE SEEMS NICE).
"I thought this idiot was a 15 y/o pimple face punk but look at his stats. Member since 2002 and closing in on 200,000 posts. Must be lonely out there in the midwest!" (2 pages in and they are already hatin' on Clay! :-))
"Chiefs fans deserve no success. Their fanbase is one of the most vile groups I've ever seen right up there with the Iggles, Jest, and Donkeys." (Well, at least they acknowledge that Donk fans are generally vile, but it sucks to be lumped together with them).
"The whole western side of Missouri is inbred. I was at that 2014 massacre at arrowhead, those fans are absolute scum." (I was at that game as well with hometeam and mac459...we encountered a few Pats fans there and were mutually respectful to each other. Everyone we were around seemed to be the same way. I didn't witness one instance of Chiefs fans being dicks to any of them. Shenanigans must have been taking place wherever we weren't at. Either that, or this priss couldn't take the noise!)
"Other than a funny picture thread their #1 off-topic discussion is 9/11 conspiracy theories. If you want to dig around an online armpit that's a hell of every unfair stereotypes about white people made 100% true and given dial-up internet, then ChiefsPlanet is your buffet."
"It really is impressive how many light years beyond the other NFL boards this one is."
(Regarding the last two quotes...first one is 100% untrue. CP has plenty of interesting topics consisting of posts written by some of the most intelligent and witty posters I've ever encountered on any forum. After reading some of their threads the past few days, they all seem to have this "understanding" amongst each other that they are the "smartest" and "most superior" fanbase...and I don't understand how they have come to that conclusion. They aren't a dumb bunch by any means and it is interesting to read the opinions/takes of the Pats by these guys who don't have their hater-glasses on since every other fan of every other team in the NFL hates them...I mean, these guys know their Pats stuff...beyond Brady, Bellichik and Gronk and it's weird to read actual Patriots discussion that includes every one of their players and aren't littered with the stereotypical "fuck Brady/fuck Bellichik/etc." stuff that you read everywhere else...they know their team, for sure, but from what I've read, these fans don't stick out as being smarter or intellectually superior to any other team's forum that I've come across, especially CP. Ok, so they don't casually state that they want someone to die in an AIDS fire or drink antifreeze...however, none of their takes are by any means groundbreaking. Just an average, very ordinary, kind of arrogant, somewhat prissy group of fans of a winning team who have decent takes on topics, but nothing to write home about. They seem to have an inabiity to grasp humor that is rooted in any sort of intentional absurdity...the intentional absurdity that is a driving force here. They aren't as bad as those Redskins fans on Extreme Skins, though... holy shit, those guys are ban-happy to any user that makes an attempt at not be a boring robot. Most of the Alexsexuals are already banned from that forum! :-))
Anyways, I'll post a few more of my favorite quotes from that thread. It's funny to read other forums discuss CP... CP is a pretty unhinged group. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by rico:
I've met one guy from Boston. My mom's sister married an English professor from Boston who taught at the University of Michigan. So my uncle, I guess. A very prissy, prissy, arrogant person. The first time we met him (at our house) he seemed disgusted by rural life. I remember when my dad offered to show him our horses... he looked at my dad with an expression as if he farted out loud when my dad (very assertive guy) said, "get that stupid look off your face and let's go." When we visited the horses, one of them pooped and he looked mortified and was like, "oh my God...did that horse actually just...POOP?!?!" My dad was like, "uhhhh...yeah...? What did you think horses used outdoor toilets to poop or something?" And the guy told my aunt that he wanted to go inside because he was going to get sick. Boston guy.
Poor guy tried so hard to fit in...but couldn't. At the table, he tried making conversation with my dad...a Bears fan, about football. He was like, "so...one of my students is Tim Biakabatuka...I hear he's graduating, so do you think your Bears should offer him millions of dollars to play for them?" My dad looked at him like he farted out loud and had to explain to him that there is something called the NFL Draft. Boston.
I have only been to Boston once and I enjoyed my time there. We stayed in Woburn, just northwest of Boston. This is twenty years ago, but it was a very blue collar town. I found the people there very friendly, they talk funny and went out of their way to be accommodating.
We toured New York the same trip and Bostonians were by far more friendly and down to earth over New Yorkers- not even close. New Yorkers were tied with Philly as the biggest assholes to tourist I have ever experienced.
So it makes me wonder what has changed? My best guess would be they have had a historic run on Championships in the last two decades. Before, they had a little brother complex towards New York, but after so many Championships for the City as a whole- I think they have replaced New Yorkers as the Most Entitled Fans in the country. It is a shame too because I really liked Boston, every single person we interacted with was friendly to us.
Originally Posted by Halfcan:
I have only been to Boston once and I enjoyed my time there. We stayed in Woburn, just northwest of Boston. This is twenty years ago, but it was a very blue collar town. I found the people there very friendly, they talk funny and went out of their way to be accommodating.
We toured New York the same trip and Bostonians were by far more friendly and down to earth over New Yorkers- not even close. New Yorkers were tied with Philly as the biggest assholes to tourist I have ever experienced.
So it makes me wonder what has changed? My best guess would be they have had a historic run on Championships in the last two decades. Before, they had a little brother complex towards New York, but after so many Championships for the City as a whole- I think they have replaced New Yorkers as the Most Entitled Fans in the country. It is a shame too because I really liked Boston, every single person we interacted with was friendly to us.
I doubt that would be the case now.
I spent two weeks in the NE area a few years ago. Overall, some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. Bostonians included.
They’re just bandwagon fans. Doesn’t make them bad people. [Reply]
They wish injury upon Tyreek, Big Ben, Terrell Suggs, Frank Clark, Greg Hardy, Peyton Manning and other abusers, EXCLUDING Ray Rice... Ray Rice gets a pass for knocking his broad out cold in an elevator because he was TRYING to come clean about it against the owner's wishes...so he gets a pass:
Wheelman: **** that piece of ****. I hope both his knees get teared up and ends his career. POS
Elijah: Him and Roethlisberger are the only 2 players I wish injury upon.
Wheelman: I could go on, Frank Clark, Greg Hardy, fivehead, Terrell Suggs, and so many others I can't remember right now.
The one abuser I don't wish injury on is Ray Rice because I believe he was trying to come clean about it all against the corrupt owner's wishes, and then the corrupt owner of the ratbirds tried to cover it up because $$$$$$$. And then cut Ray Rice because of $$$$$$$$ when the video surfaced. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Halfcan:
I have only been to Boston once and I enjoyed my time there. We stayed in Woburn, just northwest of Boston. This is twenty years ago, but it was a very blue collar town. I found the people there very friendly, they talk funny and went out of their way to be accommodating.
We toured New York the same trip and Bostonians were by far more friendly and down to earth over New Yorkers- not even close. New Yorkers were tied with Philly as the biggest assholes to tourist I have ever experienced.
So it makes me wonder what has changed? My best guess would be they have had a historic run on Championships in the last two decades. Before, they had a little brother complex towards New York, but after so many Championships for the City as a whole- I think they have replaced New Yorkers as the Most Entitled Fans in the country. It is a shame too because I really liked Boston, every single person we interacted with was friendly to us.
I doubt that would be the case now.
That's cool. To be fair, I think my uncle is just a nerd. A Bostonian nerd. The only one I've ever met....huge nerd. Could be on Revenge of the Nerds. [Reply]
Can’t wait til cry Brady retires and Bill picks Blake Bortles off the scrap heap to try and prove it was him all along. I foresee an influx of fans right about then. Pats will be done and we’ll be 2 trophies in! The Pats boards will look like the Dungver thread currently. Lots of people trolling the fans, but not many actual fan posts! [Reply]
I don't agree with the post below at all. First off, Tyreek was younger and dumber than Rice when he did what he did...not that it makes it any more right, but still. Secondly, Rice doesn't seem any more sorry about what he did than any of the others, including Reek. And Rice slugged his squeeze like it was a reflex...like it was his natural response to do it immediately...and it appeared as if he was experienced with it (knocking women out). These guys have seen nothing on Reek...it really saddens me that it happened, first and foremost for the victim, but also because he really does seem like a decent guy when you watch/listen to him in clips/interviews. They posted that video of Reek and his family after the 49ers game and he looked like a great family man...and his children just gleamed at him like they idolized and loved the hell out of him, as did his wife. You would never guess that the dude had done something like that. I remember when the crowd began chanting his name at Arrowhead his rookie year, he just appeared totally elated and somewhat surprised that they accepted him, knowing his past. He is always polite in interviews, he seems to be well-liked by his teammates and even other players in the league... It really sucks that he did that... but then again, if he didn't....we probably wouldn't have snatched him in the 5th round... he would have been gone in the 1st.
Elijah:
Can't say I disagree on any of that. Rice seems to have genuinely learned from his mistake and shown remorse. All those other guys have either pretended nothing happened or aggressively pursued a victim blaming campaign.
OT but I still maintain that Rice would have been out of the league just as fast if the incident never happened. He was straight up bad by that point. [Reply]
MountainCommando: "God I remember that sewer. I think its permanent resident was a certain 'Harry Boy', the Patsfans equivalent of Titty Meat."
KDPPatsFan85: "When Titty Meat looks at his family tree...all he sees is a straight line!"
The response in this exchange below is actually pretty fucking hilarious...Tony2046 with some lollllzzzz!!!
Deus Irae: "Patsfans posters are like "Hey, that other place does such juvenile things as making jokes about serious things. I mean, joking about aids? They really need to grow up! Oh, and by the way, the poll at the top of this thread really needs the 'Ray Lewis killed a guy' option. You freakin' hypocrites."
Tony2046: "I'm sure Titty Meat thinks Ray Lewis killed two guys."
