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burt 09:01 AM 11-22-2021
So....my SO really wanted to go on the free bike tour of the light show at Longview. I had to sacrifice the second half of the game, but I kinda like keeping her happy so I agreed. It was cool til the very end!

Had a great downhill...got good speed...saw a sidewalk short cut...tried to cut to the right but was going too fast. Clipped the curb...AIRBORN. Then not so air born. However, my body punished that sidewalk!

Another rider stopped and asked me if I was okay. I replied with a slow, weak "Yeeaaahhhhh" He then asked me if I was sure(I was still down on the groun. I replied, "Yeah. but I think I broke my dignity!"

I'm sure I've been sore like this before...but I sure can't remember it
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Mr. Wizard 10:45 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
:-)

I'm too fucking old to eat shit on a bike these days.
Our sheepsquatch is still available :-)
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Mennonite 10:56 AM 11-27-2021
Burt: opens up the front page of CP and sees it's full of RIP and prayer request threads. Decides that now is the perfect time to jump the Snake River Canyon on a Huffy.
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dlphg9 11:08 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Shouldn't take much to get it going again...


Just fuck it right in the pussy
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Bugeater 11:15 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
Burt: opens up the front page of CP and sees it's full of RIP and prayer request threads. Decides that now is the perfect time to jump the Snake River Canyon on a Huffy.
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY DAMN IDEAS!!!:-)
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burt 11:15 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Otter:
Broke just about everything and ribs were the most annoying. Give yourself an extra 15 minutes to get out of bed for a couple weeks.

Seriously
I'm hovering right about 30 broken bones. Tailbone was the worst for me. I thought I was done with this kind of foolishness!
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stevieray 11:18 AM 11-27-2021
Here's mine:

:-)





:-)
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burt 11:21 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
Burt: opens up the front page of CP and sees it's full of RIP and prayer request threads. Decides that now is the perfect time to jump the Snake River Canyon on a Huffy.
And your reaction is 100% accurate! I deserve crap!!! BUT laughing hurts like hell!
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Buehler445 12:10 PM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
Burt: opens up the front page of CP and sees it's full of RIP and prayer request threads. Decides that now is the perfect time to jump the Snake River Canyon on a Huffy.
:-) :-) :-)
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Buehler445 12:13 PM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by burt:
I'm hovering right about 30 broken bones. Tailbone was the worst for me. I thought I was done with this kind of foolishness!
I can't imagine. I dislocated mine when I was a kid trying to play basketball. Maybe it was because I was a dumb kid and didn't understand injury pain, but my god that horrible. I can't imagine snapping the bastard.
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Bugeater 12:34 PM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by stevieray:
Here's mine:

:-)





:-)
Well, I guess that's better than :-).
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2112 06:01 PM 11-27-2021
Heal fast bro!! And if they give you pain killers read this

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=339826
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Pasta Little Brioni 06:05 PM 11-27-2021
A sign you shouldn't have given up the 2nd half of the game. There's a reason you plan ahead and block that time out :-) Sign from above
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2112 06:06 PM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Well, I guess that's better than :-).
Speaking of Skip Towne. When was the last time he logged in here?
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Bugeater 07:39 PM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by 2112:
Speaking of Skip Towne. When was the last time he logged in here?
06-08-2013
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DrunkBassGuitar 08:07 PM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by burt:
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You should have done some molly shit would have been crazy
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