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burt 09:01 AM 11-22-2021
So....my SO really wanted to go on the free bike tour of the light show at Longview. I had to sacrifice the second half of the game, but I kinda like keeping her happy so I agreed. It was cool til the very end!

Had a great downhill...got good speed...saw a sidewalk short cut...tried to cut to the right but was going too fast. Clipped the curb...AIRBORN. Then not so air born. However, my body punished that sidewalk!

Another rider stopped and asked me if I was okay. I replied with a slow, weak "Yeeaaahhhhh" He then asked me if I was sure(I was still down on the groun. I replied, "Yeah. but I think I broke my dignity!"

I'm sure I've been sore like this before...but I sure can't remember it
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Jewish Rabbi 09:03 AM 11-22-2021
Okay
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burt 09:04 AM 11-22-2021
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digger 09:10 AM 11-22-2021
Originally Posted by burt:
So....my SO really wanted to go on the free bike tour of the light show at Longview. I had to sacrifice the second half of the game, but I kinda like keeping her happy so I agreed. It was cool til the very end!

Had a great downhill...got good speed...saw a sidewalk short cut...tried to cut to the right but was going too fast. Clipped the curb...AIRBORN. Then not so air born. However, my body punished that sidewalk!

Another rider stopped and asked me if I was okay. I replied with a slow, weak "Yeeaaahhhhh" He then asked me if I was sure(I was still down on the groun. I replied, "Yeah. but I think I broke my dignity!"

I'm sure I've been sore like this before...but I sure can't remember it



Let's be careful out there, we have lose enough people this year...
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cabletech94 09:15 AM 11-22-2021
Love you Burt!!! You should spend as much energy on your fantasy team!!!
Lol. I keeed, I keeed!!!

Like anyone here on this site has a shred of dignity.
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Bugeater 10:06 AM 11-22-2021
Doesn't count unless you ground one of your appendages into a bloody stump.
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Bugeater 10:24 AM 11-22-2021
Also helps if your bike looks like this at the end of the weekend.




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Buehler445 10:32 AM 11-22-2021
:-)

I'm too fucking old to eat shit on a bike these days.
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TinyEvel 11:08 AM 11-22-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Also helps if your bike looks like this at the end of the weekend.



I love vintage bikes!
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burt 11:16 AM 11-22-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Doesn't count unless you ground one of your appendages into a bloody stump.
I have a few road rashes...but the bike is good!!!!
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Bugeater 11:33 AM 11-22-2021
Originally Posted by TinyEvel:
I love vintage bikes!
Shouldn't take much to get it going again...



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burt 10:03 AM 11-27-2021
Hey Bug!!! My bike is fine, turns out I broke a rib!!!
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Buehler445 10:06 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by burt:
Hey Bug!!! My bike is fine, turns out I broke a rib!!!
Goddamn. Sorry bud.
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Bugeater 10:10 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by burt:
Hey Bug!!! My bike is fine, turns out I broke a rib!!!
Impressive, I have somehow made it to my age without ever breaking any bones. Of course I just jinxed myself by saying that...



Oh, and you're too old for that shit, stop it!
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Otter 10:11 AM 11-27-2021
Originally Posted by burt:
Hey Bug!!! My bike is fine, turns out I broke a rib!!!
Broke just about everything and ribs were the most annoying. Give yourself an extra 15 minutes to get out of bed for a couple weeks.

Seriously
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