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A magician was walking down the street and turned into a driveway.

I broke my finger the yesterday, on the other hand I'm fine.

How Long is Chinese name?

Now matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the zoo.

I wondered why the baseball was getting larger, then it hit me.

I read a great book on the history of glue, I couldn't put it down.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?



How do you catch a tame rabbit?


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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?


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Did you hear about the guy that married the Amish gal?


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My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?


They taste funny.
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What did the Buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school.

Bison.
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change color?

He had a reptile dysfuntion.
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An oldie and a goodie for many Iowans.


Why did the man put the car in the oven?

He wanted a hot rod.
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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn’t see that well.
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I got this mug for Christmas



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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here. The mushroom replied: "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam
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I tried to take Viagra last night but it got stuck in my throat…I woke up with a stiff neck.
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