Father's Day is coming up, and I just feel like laughing. Give me your best dad jokes.
Two that I've heard recently:
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Monticore 07:35 AM 06-17-2021
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a women.
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notorious 07:50 AM 06-17-2021
I say this to my kids every time we drive by a cemetery.
“You know, the cemetery is a very popular place. People are dying to get in.”
Even as they grow older they still smirk due to the cheese factor.
:-)
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notorious 07:51 AM 06-17-2021
“I knew a guy that lived i a round house. I went crazy because he couldn’t find a corner to pee in”.
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RunKC 08:03 AM 06-17-2021
How do you make one disappear?
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smithandrew051 08:12 AM 06-17-2021
If a blind woman says you have a big dick, she’s probably pulling your leg.
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KC_Lee 08:17 AM 06-17-2021
Posted this on FB a few years ago..
I saw this and thought; well that's just nuts.
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saphojunkie 08:18 AM 06-17-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
If a blind woman says you have a big dick, she’s probably pulling your leg.
This got me. I must have a kid somewhere.
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saphojunkie 08:19 AM 06-17-2021
Look, at the end of the day...
It's night.
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KC_Lee 08:19 AM 06-17-2021
I for one like Roman numerals.
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displacedinMN 08:26 AM 06-17-2021
What did the ocean say to the shore.
Nothing, it just waved.
Dad jokes app....
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displacedinMN 08:28 AM 06-17-2021
Dad, Im cold
Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.
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Bearcat 08:29 AM 06-17-2021
KC_Lee 08:32 AM 06-17-2021
Otter 08:35 AM 06-17-2021
Not a conventional joke but still funny...
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