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Big Smoke 11:18 AM 10-23-2014
..... asking for a friend
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MMXcalibur 09:28 AM 01-15-2016
Kind of wondering why there's so many incest porn fantasy videos these days.
I know nobody watches porn for their gripping plots, but seeing a video titled "Daughter Pleases Daddy" makes me cringe.

What sucks the most is that a lot of the girls who do those videos give me quite the boner: Jodi West, Molly Jane, Mandy Flores...
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kepp 09:41 AM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud:
Uh, yes.
LOL...you just ruined his sex life
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RockChalk 09:53 AM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by bricks:
Oh you know who else?

How can I forget Flower Tucci.

I love it when she squirts and then grunts her teeth. She is so sexually in tune with herself and others. I love it when she takes command of the sex and talks dirty. She is one of the best whores ever.
Let it be known that on CP today, I found out women can somehow grunt their teeth
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MTG#10 12:44 PM 01-15-2016
My girl gushes when she gets off from oral...so you're telling me that's just piss hitting my face?

:-)
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Bowser 12:48 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
My girl gushes when she gets off from oral...so you're telling me that's just piss hitting my face?

:-)
If it makes you feel better, think of it like this...

It's not really pee like plasma isn't really blood. It's just the stuff that's inside of her BEFORE it gets mixed in with all the used Busch Light, so that makes it not gross!

Run with that....
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MTG#10 12:52 PM 01-15-2016
So basically when a girl has an extreme orgasm some cant control their bladder as well as others? It doesn't smell like urine...
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MMXcalibur 01:00 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
So basically when a girl has an extreme orgasm some cant control their bladder as well as others? It doesn't smell like urine...
How does it taste?
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PackerinMo 01:07 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
My girl gushes when she gets off from oral...so you're telling me that's just piss hitting my face?

:-)
:-) holy shit this reminds me when I stumbled upon one of the dumbest/hilarious porn vids of all time. It was a bunch of whores screaming in a crowd while this chick on stage was squirting piss all over them. They kept chanting "I wanna see her squirt." It was like a squirt riot. FUNNIEST THING EVER.
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MTG#10 01:11 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by KCtotheSB:
How does it taste?
Not much of a taste, I guess maybe a little bitter...but I don't know what piss tastes like.

Well actually, I guess I do

:-)
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Fish 01:22 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
Not much of a taste, I guess maybe a little bitter...but I don't know what piss tastes like.

Well actually, I guess I do

:-)

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Detoxing 01:34 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
So basically when a girl has an extreme orgasm some cant control their bladder as well as others? It doesn't smell like urine...
I had a squirter before. It didn't have the consistency of urine, and she certainly wasn't trying to get me all wet. But i wouldn't doubt it if it was urine. She was a small girl, only about 4'-11" and sometimes she'd get the urge to urinate during sex.
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TimBone 01:54 PM 01-15-2016
This thread done got gross.
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gblowfish 02:01 PM 01-15-2016
I'm a big fan of Dick Handler...
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MTG#10 02:34 PM 01-15-2016
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
I'm a big fan of Dick Handler...
So it's now acceptable to post something twice if the first time didn't get you the laughs you wanted?

:-)
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CoMoChief 06:27 PM 01-15-2016
Squirting is gross.

You wanna see someone who can't control it...look up Veronica Avluv
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