You a big boy now??

I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin problem.. And I like fuckin, I got a fuckin problem.

We have friends in town from another state. We were supposed to go out and do shit all day with them, but they stayed in San Diego an extra night which means tomorrow we are going to be seeing them. I am slightly upset because I will likely have to miss both games tomorrow since the ladies don't like to watch sports. And no, the guys couldn't just watch the games because this is the only time we have a full day to do things as I work all week.

FML.

DVR, and Phone in Airplane Mode...No radio either

Yea I could DVR but that just sucks for big games because I always get a text during games!

Phone probably isn't an option and I won't be by a radio much.

I think I just have to suck it up because it is important to the girlfriend as this is her best friend and her boyfriend.

Is the pussy worth it?

:-)

I wouldn't know, she is my internet girlfriend. I have never met her. I am a 22 year old Mormon virgin.

No way, you're fuckin with me. Cool story bro.

The Chiefs aren't playing so who gives a shit?

Yeah, listen to the doc. This crazy mother fucker once fought a mountain lion with his bare hands. He knows his shit.

Well to be completely honest I had a spork and a butter knife. I buttered that bitches bread on both sides. Then he ate it. Fucker.

Is it true that some towns up there are actually offering free homes to people willing to move there?

Seen something about it on the news a few months ago.

I know but the NFC/AFC Championship games are fucking awesome. I feel a little bitter about not getting to watch them. I love football.

I'm going to tell you a little secret.... I haven't watched a Super Bowl since the one that Rams won. Was that 2000? 12 years?

If the Ravens and Falcons play I may watch it this year because I like the Ravens and the Falcons will be new. The Patriots and 49ers bore the shit out of me. They've both had their hayday. They can both die in a fire.

That's not very Mormon like language. What would Joseph say?