Wrestler dolphin suplexes pats fans on to his mighty dolphin cock for rape
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From PatsFan dude, Mountain Commando: Somehow, after 16 pages, that thread has devolved into.....dolphin rape jokes.

I made one just for you, guy.



This dolphin even looks backwoods like those deliverance rapists.
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Is it REALLY rape, though?

If, say, homoPatsFan dude Mountain Commando goes "oh no, here comes that fuggin' daaaaahhhlphan again" and then pulls down his Boston Patriots sweatpants and grabs his cankles...

Well, it's become something...different at that point.
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Should have a Boston "Pee" Party and piss all over Boston
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Funny you mention that...Boston smells like piss already, like the Boston Pee Party is every single day.

You ever seen those nasty ginger bitches they reproduce with out there? You'd piss on them every day, too*.

(*Bonus points if the ginger bitch being pissed on is named Sherry, Sherri, or Cheri.)

Eat my cahk, you ignorant Bahstahn patsies.
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I believe you .
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Different indeed.

Also equally illegal.

Except in Alabama.

And South Carolina.

...

And Virgina.
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And South Bahstahn?
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Was gonna say that they are for sure lurking here - unable to turn away from the genius and glory of our wondress forum.

This confirms it.
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this could have been avoided if they had sent some representatives to lobby in their behalf. I was prepared to deal with them in prose, rhyme, rap, literary contrapolations of their choosing, or haiku.


The biggest problem with haiku for chiefs fans is the 3 lines all contain 7 syllables.....like Patrick mahomes touchdown stats.


Pat fans, say any of the following and I can get r(w)icon to stop with the dolphin.....say Rizzuto. How about razor? I know...I know....rhinoceros.
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This has to be the most swagger CP has ever had following a loss. My god we're at an all time high.
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Easy to do when you have the equivalent of Zeus behind Center.
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Quite a feeling not being afraid of any other team in the NFL... Not even those tiny dick child molesters from Boston. Especially those really ****ing tiny dick child molesters from Boston, ****eachotherintheassachusetts
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yea
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