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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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DanT 06:16 AM 04-29-2021
Sad to see you go, patteeu. I always respected your views and appreciated your integrity. I hope you can and will return.
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HemiEd 06:23 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Thatís interesting, because I was just recently thinking about making a post in DC if anyone had done a wellness check on Pat. Hmm

At any rate, farewell, Friend! You were fun to converse with over the years.

Cheers!
I had no idea he had health issues. One of the calmest and most even tempered posters gone, sad. Always enjoyed his posts and interaction.
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Prison Bitch 06:28 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by lewdog:
How many scantily clad pictures of women will I need to post to get this thread to 1000?!
Just say ďAlex SmithĒ and the Bat Signal will go up
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redhed 06:29 AM 04-29-2021
Have a good one, patty!
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In58men 06:38 AM 04-29-2021
I doubt it gets to 500 posts
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KCUnited 06:40 AM 04-29-2021
we signed this piece of shit yet?
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notorious 06:43 AM 04-29-2021
Pat never reduced himself to insulting others. That shows a lot of character.

Have a good life buddy.
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R Clark 06:43 AM 04-29-2021
And another one bites the dust
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Dartgod 06:43 AM 04-29-2021
How in the hell has this not been posted yet?


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lewdog 06:50 AM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by notorious:
Pat never reduced himself to insulting others. That shows a lot of character.

Have a good life buddy.
Or he's just a fucking pussy!

Wait.......
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rabblerouser 06:54 AM 04-29-2021
Love ya, buddy. I'd say hit me up on facebook but I'm always getting banned...

Errybuddy on my friends list keep leaving...


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Beef Supreme 06:54 AM 04-29-2021
Hasta
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ptlyon 07:06 AM 04-29-2021
Liar
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luv 07:08 AM 04-29-2021
Is this just an attempt at getting a 1000-post thread?
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Monticore 07:11 AM 04-29-2021
The fun part is not caring.
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