Originally Posted by booger:
some girls like guys with goatees cause when they go down to the warm wet cave and yell where's waldo while looking for the missing rodents, the goatee hairs tickle the giblets
Yes, but the drawback to the goatee is what I like to call the "glazed donut" effect. :-) An wash that chin all you might, but you'll be walking down the street a few hours and later and still go... :::sniff sniff::: "Hmmm..." :-)
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Someone needs to tell Lumpy to get with the times...
Now that I have a goatee, I'm afraid of that whole "velcro" effect. Posted via Mobile Device
:-) Well, there are worse things you can get your goatee entangled in, no?
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Someone needs to tell Lumpy to get with the times...
Now that I have a goatee, I'm afraid of that whole "velcro" effect. Posted via Mobile Device
just rip it off her with some duct tape.
also each month cut it into the shape of a different state to make things fun like she's a geography teacher or something.
otherwise contact Delano cause a few days back when we had a similar pube discussion he said something about having dreads in his puby region.
and if lumpy gets pissed about the duct tape thing please blame that on Delano too.:-)
Originally Posted by Taco John:
Personally, I think it's awesome... I think he'll be a great fit for our offense. I don't buy any of the negative hype about this kid. He's a dedicated football player who isn't the character problem that people want to say he is, just because he believed enough in himself to challenge the system. That's exactly the kind of guy that I want on my team. And the misconception that he slowed down because he got fat will be disproven in no time. This kid is a dedicated workout warrior...
