Listen, I know some members of the greatest website on the world wide net (
http://www.chiefsplanet.com) think the sky is falling this season. Certain members think that this team won't sniff the playoffs, that Andy Reid is a horrible head football coach, or that the Earth is only 45 years old. There is only one thing I can say to those members.
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!!!
The Kansas City Chiefs (from Kansas City, Missouri), are going to get this shit back on track TODAY!!! This isn't a bitch ass team that changes its name to please the PC police, this is a team with PATRICK MOTHER FUCKING MAHOMES II as its quarterback (the player who gets the ball from the center at the start of the play)!!!! This is a team with a literal FUCKING CHEETAH lined up at wide receiver!!! And there is another receiver that is a literal BAG OF MARIJUANIS, ready to smoke those pieces of shit in Washington DC!!!
I personally guarantee that the Kansas City Chiefs will win this football matchup against the Washington Football Team. I am so confident in this fact that the mods have agreed to ban JakeF from posting on
www.chiefsplanet.com if there is a single point scored in this game!!!
In the wise words of Billay "Titty Meat" Blumpkin -
FINGER IN THE BOOTY LET'S GO!!!!
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So many whiners in this fanbase.
No, they haven't looked sharp today, but it's not the utter disaster you'd assume by reading this crap. Defense is looking respectable and the offense has generally moved the ball well. Just more mistakes.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
This team is so partial to certain guys.
Won't play McKinnon it Gore, DRob always on the field.
Shit bugs me so much. So many talented players could be riding our bench and we would literally never know. Hell Dana only got a chance because our star DE decided to play IRL GTA 5 lol
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