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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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Katipan 03:43 PM 12-19-2014
I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.
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Dayze 03:44 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
I receive far more often than I give, but I make up for it in many other ways. She loves it, and I try to keep it special by limiting how much I do it. Don't get me wrong, I never say no, but she usually leaves it too me to do that because I'm a ****ing Savage down there and she doesn't want that to ever change. It's genuinely a major part of keeping our 12 year relationship fresh, and letting her know she's adored.




:-)

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Donger 03:45 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
I wish you luck. If I know I can fill up a gallon container I absolutely won't do it to her. Why would I want to ruin a good thing?
Thanks.
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Donger 03:46 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.
I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.
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ChiTown 03:48 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Donger:
I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.
She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:49 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
:-)
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booger 03:51 PM 12-19-2014
When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
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ChiTown 03:51 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by booger:
When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
:-)
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:52 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table
This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:53 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by booger:
When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
:-)
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Dayze 03:53 PM 12-19-2014
I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
:-)
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Pablo 03:55 PM 12-19-2014
Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?
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booger 03:56 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
:-)
Best to get to know her a little first. Tried that one a first date years ago and wound up with her heel print on my forehead
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Just Passin' By 03:56 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
:-)
Mama's got a squeeze box....
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El Jefe 03:56 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.
I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions :-)

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".
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