you're a naive child
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You're a whiny bitch.
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you're an autistic virgin
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Sometimes I like to blow a hot wad in my girlfriend's ear when she's sleeping. I figure if she doesn't awaken to the noise of furious fapping right next to her head then she deserves it.
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:-) :-)
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Have to admit to being ass licking drunk once or twice in college.

She'd have to be of the charts hot or a filthy ****ing rich 9 or up for it to happen sober.
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Fuck yes I would.
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I would too
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Slightly creepy that you pulled that up that quickly . . . :-)
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Nah... the one I have saved has her cropped out
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Now I know how Rodney Dangerfield felt. No f'in respect, I tell ya. Being left out just isn't any fun . . .
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His, or hers?
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no shame in my game. as long as it's fresh and clean (well, as clean as that area CAN be), I'll bury my face in it. as far as bacteria are concerned, there are a LOT of bacteria in your mouth as well, many of which are also natural gut flora.
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after a shower and as long as she already pooped earlier in the day then yes.

other than that no.......because your asking for it....like poking the sleeping bear.
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