Listen, I know some members of the greatest website on the world wide net (http://www.chiefsplanet.com) think the sky is falling this season. Certain members think that this team won't sniff the playoffs, that Andy Reid is a horrible head football coach, or that the Earth is only 45 years old. There is only one thing I can say to those members.
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!!!
The Kansas City Chiefs (from Kansas City, Missouri), are going to get this shit back on track TODAY!!! This isn't a bitch ass team that changes its name to please the PC police, this is a team with PATRICK MOTHER FUCKING MAHOMES II as its quarterback (the player who gets the ball from the center at the start of the play)!!!! This is a team with a literal FUCKING CHEETAH lined up at wide receiver!!! And there is another receiver that is a literal BAG OF MARIJUANIS, ready to smoke those pieces of shit in Washington DC!!!
I personally guarantee that the Kansas City Chiefs will win this football matchup against the Washington Football Team. I am so confident in this fact that the mods have agreed to ban JakeF from posting on www.chiefsplanet.com if there is a single point scored in this game!!!
In the wise words of Billay "Titty Meat" Blumpkin -
Amidst the reports about #Chiefs defensive changes, it is looking as though Mike Remmers will get the start at right tackle. Last year’s starter should get an opportunity to get his job back.
Amidst the reports about #Chiefs defensive changes, it is looking as though Mike Remmers will get the start at right tackle. Last year’s starter should get an opportunity to get his job back.
Prince Tega Wanogho, is on the active roster at 1st glance I thought this meant Remmers days are numbered and Prince would take his spot as the Utility OT.
Now, Tega may be battling for an OT starters spot [Reply]
Chiefs know they need more speed on the field on defense. That will mean more Juan Thornhill at safety and possibly more Nick Bolton and Willie Gay together at linebacker.
Its been clear to every, even the casual fan, that Sorenson has got slow, even more than he was, and we need some speed on defense.
It's malpractice to have allowed us to get embarrassed on national TV. Maybe Thornhill doesn't make a huge difference, but maybe he does. Your near if not, the worst defense in the league. Change something up. [Reply]