I’m going to hell, because I laughed every time he said “48mph, oh shit, aaaahhhh!”.
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Siri wasn't listening. Then it took 5 rings for 911 to pick up. I don't know whether to laugh or cringe. :-)
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I can't take true screams of pain like that. I hate it.


I was going to make some sort of Rashee Rice joke but then I heard his true pain and decided not to.
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Man, laying there in agony and getting put on hold must have been a nightmare.

9-1-1 customer service failed. :-)
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911 dispatch must have taken lessons from |Zach|
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If Zach would have answered, the guy would have just changed his mind and said let me die in peace already.
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that dude was living his best life, until he wasn't
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This is considered a positive Joy ride for Bills fans...
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OUCH!
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I saw this on Reddit last night and damn he’s lucky his phone didn’t fall out of reach or he’s be dead. It’s hard listening to him in agony but I’m glad he’s okay
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When performing dangerous activities far away from civilization, you should really have someone with you.

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I’ve spent too much time on shit parts of the internet because his screams didn’t bother me at all.

I certainly haven’t found myself in this type of situation but I’m not much of a screamer in general. People who scream in pain, out of fear, etc. are weird to me.

EDIT: This opinion subject to change if I ever fall to the ground from 85 feet in the air lol
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LOL what a drama queen.
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