Oh hell yes.
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It’s hilarious that people are pissed about a nonbinary X-men character when that’s kind of the whole point about them being mutants.
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It was always kinda funny that they made all the female models look pretty similar tbh outside of Jubilee.
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Yep, that was the 90s in all its glory. Comic book adaptations, video games, etc. You couldn’t find a 20-30 year old woman in fiction without 36-24-36 dimensions.

I was thinking about that regarding Rogue earlier though. Why was everyone in love with her? Jean and Storm were both stacked as well. Jean also had the redhead thing going.
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Cuz Rogue looks like she's a better lay. Jean would probably dangle sex over you like a carrot. Maybe she'll mind-fuck you if you're lucky. Storm seems like she's the take charge type and im not really into that. Though it would be hot when she faints from exhaustion after cuming, like she does every time she uses her powers.

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

Fuck: Rogue
Marry: Jean
Kill: Storm
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Just nail the Gambit voice, that's all I ask.
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Can I get a Magneto helmet for that one?
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Wonder if it's an arc with Mags leading the X Men in the absence of Charles. This could be insanely awesome.

If it sucks, I can just pretend it doesn't exist, like I've done with almost everything after Avengers: Endgame.
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Yeah, this is spot-on.

As a kid, Jean seemed older and when I'm 12 years old, I don't recognize the advantages associated with same.

I mean now - yeah, i'm betting Jean knows some moves.

But yeah, the fuck/marry/kill lays it out pretty well and I don't really even see room for argument.
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Do you really want to be married to a telepath?

And I’m not sure I’d want to risk fucking a chick who could kill me by touching me. In order to knock boots with her my whole body has to be wrapped in Saran Wrap and at that point I’m not sure I see the charm.

Might have to marry Storm, fuck Jean and kill Rogue.
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Doesn't she have to like hold on for awhile and slowly suck the life out of you?

Because...I mean...that might be neat.
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I'm fairly certain that Gadget from Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers is what kicked off the "Furry" scene.


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Well, her tragic backstory was that she kissed her first boyfriend and put him in a coma. But you could make it work I guess.


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Even as 8 and 10 year olds watching that show, my brother and I would discuss how we would find a way to bone Rogue or die trying.
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