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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Bugeater 07:37 PM 04-29-2021
I had noticed his absence and was tempted to email him regarding it...guess that's not necessary now.



Pat was always cool with me so this kinda sucks.
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GloryDayz 07:42 PM 04-29-2021
This is not a good sign.
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lewdog 07:51 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I had noticed his absence and was tempted to email him regarding it...guess that's not necessary now.



Pat was always cool with me so this kinda sucks.
He hates you!
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Bugeater 07:54 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by lewdog:
He hates you!
WELL FUCK HIM THEN
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ptlyon 07:54 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
To keep it civil, maybe we should limit it to pre-1840 politics. Are you a John Quincy Adams fan or a Henry Clay fan?
That's like arguing Harvard vs. Yale
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MAG 07:55 PM 04-29-2021
I have to know. Please tell us.
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eDave 07:56 PM 04-29-2021
Harvard.
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mlyonsd 08:02 PM 04-29-2021
I wonder if he won the lottery or something and is using this thread to weed out who he doesn't want to share the wealth with.
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GloryDayz 08:05 PM 04-29-2021
692 to go.
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BigRedChief 08:07 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I had noticed his absence and was tempted to email him regarding it...guess that's not necessary now.



Pat was always cool with me so this kinda sucks.
Originally Posted by lewdog:
He hates you!
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
WELL **** HIM THEN
Well played gentlemen. :-)
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Easy 6 08:07 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by DaFace:
Eh, I hope people will keep it lighthearted, but I have trouble punishing people for political posts in a thread about the guy who hated the banning of political posts.
Everyone seemed easy minded about it from the go, even cosmo kept it cool ... not surprising really, pat always kept it civil with everyone

Received a pm tonight though that made me feel like maybe we're being snookered by pat somehow... if he's playing games, it will be the first time I've ever seen it
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Baby Lee 08:12 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I saluted Reagan in Culver City.
I feel like patt would appreciate that.
First politician I ever had first-person contact with was Reagan, gave him a high-five on a class trip when he came to KC downtown airport in 83/84.

Bonus, a cute classmate sat on my shoulders to watch his speech after that high-five.
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GloryDayz 08:13 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I saluted Reagan in Culver City.
I feel like patt would appreciate that.
:-)
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2bikemike 08:14 PM 04-29-2021
What is the 23rd Pillar?
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Pawnmower 08:25 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by eDave:
Harvard.

maybe you guys will be in the same sped program!



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