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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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ptlyon 03:13 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by B_Razz:
Ok maybe ill stick around, maybe I won't. We will see.
SHAAAAAANNNEEE
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vailpass 03:14 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Donít cry because itís over, smile because it happened.


**** you!!!
:-)
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Yosef_Malkovitch 03:16 PM 04-29-2021
Has he made any posts since the OP? I know I could search, but just adding to the post total here.
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Bearcat 03:19 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Yosef_Malkovitch:
Has he made any posts since the OP? I know I could search, but just adding to the post total here.
Maybe.
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Bearcat 03:19 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Yosef_Malkovitch:
Has he made any posts since the OP? I know I could search, but just adding to the post total here.
No.
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Bearcat 03:20 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Yosef_Malkovitch:
Has he made any posts since the OP? I know I could search, but just adding to the post total here.
Hasn't logged on since posting this last night.
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Michael Scott 03:22 PM 04-29-2021
Oh well, glad you got to meet me.
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Shoes 03:22 PM 04-29-2021
Someone tell me the story about MrBlond.
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Rain Man 03:22 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Health, dental, and matching 401k. Equal opportunity employer.
I also highly value the liberal work from home policy.
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ghak99 03:23 PM 04-29-2021

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KCUnited 03:23 PM 04-29-2021
This is like having your retirement party in the call center break room
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Rain Man 03:25 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Shoes:
Someone tell me the story about MrBlond.
He arrived, he posted, and then one day he said, "This is my last post. It's not due to health or an issue with the board, but for life reasons I'm never going to post again." Or maybe it was even, "I'm never going to be able to post again." And then he was gone. He may have been the first high-post-count guy to leave, too. So the mystery remains of what happened.

In fact, here's the thread: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...78#post1847378 . It may be the most famous thread in CP history.
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PHOG 03:27 PM 04-29-2021
:-)
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Yosef_Malkovitch 03:27 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Hasn't logged on since posting this last night.
OK, thanks, I was just wondering.
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KCUnited 03:28 PM 04-29-2021
Originally Posted by Shoes:
Someone tell me the story about MrBlond.
He's DB Cooper Barrett
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