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jspchief 01:05 PM 08-23-2004
Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?
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Raiderhater 01:07 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by jspchief:
Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?

I haven't the foggiest idea.


Why don't you try it and get back to us?
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morphius 01:07 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by jspchief:
Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?
Its not so much the pulling on organs, its that a vaccum gets created and you can't get it out...

Sometimes Nurses share way too much info...
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jspchief 01:11 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by morphius:
Its not so much the pulling on organs, its that a vaccum gets created and you can't get it out...

Sometimes Nurses share way too much info...
But by "can't get it out", do you mean even with ball and hitch? Because I would think if you could get a good enough grip, you'd get it it out...it would just bring some of the insides outside.
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morphius 01:14 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by jspchief:
But by "can't get it out", do you mean even with ball and hitch? Because I would think if you could get a good enough grip, you'd get it it out...it would just bring some of the insides outside.
I think you are pondering this a bit too much...

ewww
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ChiTown 01:11 PM 08-23-2004
Young roy......just remember these little baubles of wisdom

1. Sometimes no, means no

2. Sometimes, no means yes

3. Never penetrate a hole that you wouldn't stick your tongue into (words to live by)

4. The phrase "It's better to give than to receive" does not apply in this thread

5. Always, and I mean always remember that greatness is measured in her moan and your length.................................of time

:-)
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Abba-Dabba 01:18 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well, now that's just silly.
:-)

No it isn't.
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jspchief 01:18 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well, now that's just silly.
I was just going to think it, but since you came out and said it....
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ChiTown 01:22 PM 08-23-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well, now that's just silly.
Sorry, dude, but that canal is an exit only. I stay clear of that sombitch.
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teedubya 06:58 AM 09-14-2004
so did you get laid or what?
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Fairplay 03:37 AM 09-17-2004
Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs:
so did you get laid or what?




Unfortunately i think it was the "or what" part Chi3fs.
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Ebolapox 10:56 AM 09-17-2004
f*cking classic--I'm seriously amazed

-EB-
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Ultra Peanut 08:41 AM 08-15-2007
Off the market, folks. Move along. :-)
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David. 06:11 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
You should consult KCChiefsMan. Or gobricks. Those two are master mack daddies.
:-)
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DJay23 06:14 PM 08-20-2004
I'm too mesmerized by David's sigline to respond to the question. :-)
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