I might do more of these and have people guess. But here's the first one.
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You're a worthless fat slob, that has to see a doctor, half a dozen times a year,to have boils removed from your ass.
The entire message board hates you.
Yet here you are wagging your little finger at someone else.
Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch:
Tis me reading "That Devil Forrest"! Real legendary figure. There is even a William Faulkner story called "My Grandmother Millard and General Bedford Forrest and the Battle of Harrykin Creek".
Few fun facts:
-He had 29 horses shot out from under him
-He killed "at least" 30 enemy combatants in hand to hand combat.
When the confederate army was surrendering at Fort Donelson, he said "I didnt come here to surrender" and instead escaped with all his men through a route thought suicidal.
He saved tons of crucial supplies from an abandoned Nashville by taking charge there right up before the Federals came in.
He captured a Union general along with his men and supplies at Murfreesboro.
His rear guard actions protecting the Confederate retreat at Shiloh saved untold numbers. The whole army there was at risk until it wasn't, compliments of NBF.
-Sherman called him "the most remarkable man our civil war produced on either side."
-Enlisted as a private to start the war but ended it as a General.
Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch:
Tis me reading "That Devil Forrest"! Real legendary figure. There is even a William Faulkner story called "My Grandmother Millard and General Bedford Forrest and the Battle of Harrykin Creek".
Few fun facts:
-He was a grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan
-He was a slave owner
-He massacred troops that had already surrendered.
-I'm a dumb fucking racist piece of shit who idolizes dumb racist pieces of shit.
