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KCChiefsMan 05:33 PM 02-22-2004
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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KCWolfman 11:50 AM 02-23-2004
Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.
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Ultra Peanut 11:51 AM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by KCWolfman:
Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.
He'd be doing the world a favor.
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Mark M 11:52 AM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by Psicosis:
See also: "Daaaaamn, dude, you've got issues."
Which is cross-referenced with: "Budwieser ... getting ugly people laid since 1876."

MM
~~:-)
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KCWolfman 11:55 AM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by Psicosis:
He'd be doing the world a favor.
Actually, that was quite callous of me.


Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.
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Mark M 12:01 PM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by KCWolfman:
Actually, that was quite callous of me.


Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.
MM
~~:-)
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Phobia 12:38 PM 02-23-2004
Do you really expect us to believe you busted a condom? :-)

I'll bet that bad boy slid off before you even got it on.
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ChiTown 12:45 PM 02-23-2004
Hit your penis with a hammer. If it doesn't hurt, you've got a std. If it does hurt, you have another problem altogether. Good luck!
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Nzoner 01:22 PM 02-23-2004
There are times I am so thankful I paid heed to Mother's advice.
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KCWolfman 01:27 PM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Besides, a condom breaking is a good thing. It gives you a good excuse to shoot it all over her boobies.

"What? You didn't want it inside you, did you?"
Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?
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KCWolfman 01:31 PM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well... if you're one of those guys who wants to go all out.

Showoff.
"all out" when speaking of a money shot begs for a pun to be made, don't you think?
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CosmicPal 01:35 PM 02-23-2004
I wouldn't worry 'bout it...

Cosmic shamefully has only used a condom once, and Cosmic has been with quite a few women. I do not have any disease, nor have I impregnated anyone. I do make sure the gal I'm with has full comprehension of the alphabet, spends 90% of her money and time at The Gap, has at least completed the fourth grade, and has plenty of sisters and friends who like to watch. She must also be very good with her hands and likens to scream like a baboon falling out of a tree. If the gal meets all of these criterias, it's a safe bet Cosmic doesn't need a condom, but a full bottle of tequila and some jello.
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KCWolfman 01:49 PM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
I think a money shot only refers to when it's on her face.

And, yes.
I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.
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ChiTown 01:51 PM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by KCWolfman:
I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.
Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.
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KCWolfman 01:53 PM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.
Glad to see that at least one person here isn't willing to let a good pun go by.

Thanks Pat.
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KCWolfman 01:53 PM 02-23-2004
Oh, and shouldn't you be WitTown now?
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